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i hate miami.
i hate miami. why is everyone so f**king dumb and rude? i mean, it's ok, you live in a shit hole. just don't make it my f**king problem. you all have such low standards that it's not even funny anymore. you people can't even form one sentence without using spanish words and slang that no one else knows. you sound like idiots. spanish speakers think you all sound like f**king gringos and english speakers think you all sound like uneducated wannabe hispanics. you can't even read or write properly in english, much less spanish. why do people always say that miami is so bilingual when in reality, you all suck at both languages? your accent is atrocious. you are clearly too ignorant to actually be speaking either language properly. i don't want to hear one more damn word spanish word in an english sentence. it's disgusting and pathetic. i've never met a single miami resident who speaks english or spanish correctly. the only exception being latinos who grew up outside of miami. they know how to speak proper english and spanish, but they're still a minority. everyone who grew up here sounds like f**king morons. you can't even pronounce certain words like a normal person. no one likes the way you talk. do you people in miami even take yourselves seriously? miami is so f**king annoying. you all act like a bunch of spoiled little girls who want to sound cool, but don't realize no one gives a f**k about you. you're all so stuck on this fake image you've created for yourselves that you don't even realize how pathetic and uncreative you all actually sound. all of you act like one part of miami is better than the other. it doesn't matter if you're from f**king hialeah or little havana, it all f**king sucks. all of you think act like miami is the most diverse city in america when in reality, no one f**king cares. stop acting like miami is such a big deal when all it really is is a stupid shitty city full of dumb douchebags and wannabe assholes. it's just another place that no one cares about unless they're from miami themselves. i hate miami with all my f**king heart. i can't believe anyone thinks it's ok to live there. what a shit hole.

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive f**king stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the f**king emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a f**king cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how f**king hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so go***mn smug. You're a f**king stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.