DEEP END; MALE; 37; HUMAN; LUIGI, CAUSING TERROR, EATING KOOPAS; MARIO GOES ON AN ADVENTURE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS, LIKE USUAL. HOWEVER, THESE LEVELS ARE MUCH HARDER THAN MARIO IS USED TO. HE IS UNABLE TO GET PAST 3-2, AND STAYS THERE, WITH NOWHERE TO GO, SLOWLY STARVING. 2 WEEKS LATER, A GOOMBA WANDERS IN. MARIO IS SO HUNGRY THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN HESITATE TO EAT THE GOOMBA ALIVE. WHEN HE DOES THIS, SOMETHING CLICKS IN HIS BRAIN. HE FINALLY ESCAPES 3-2 WITH PURE BRUTEFORCE, AND EVENTUALLY REACHES BOWSER'S LAIR. BOWSER HAS SEEN EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED, AND FEARS MARIO SO MUCH THAT HE TAKES THE PRINCESS AND RUNS AWAY. HIS PREY ESCAPING, BOWSER; HORROR; NO; NO; CAN USE POWER-UPS TO HIS ADVANTAGE, REPROGRAMMED MECHA MARIO TO CATCH AND COOK PREY; LUIGI; YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGURE THAT OUT ;); EVERYONE ELSE; HE IS ACTUALLY QUITE NICE TO LUIGI, EVEN OFFERING HIM DEAD KOOPAS TO EAT.
LUIGI DECLINES OF COURSE, BUT IT'S STILL NICE. USES FIREBALLS TO COOK HIS PREY ALIVE
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