Shadow armor off

Australian: (drinks exported British tea whilst looking at him)

*finishes ordering and sits at a table*

Australian (tapes a note onto a brick that says: “may I touch your sword?” And throws at his table)

Shadow: do you want to die?

Australian: oy mate! Triple dog dare you!

Shadow: no seriously. it will kill you

Australian: like, if I touch it gently I die mate?

Shadow: yeah

Australian: Oh I thought it was the famous Napoleonic light cavalry Sabre! What is your sword anyway?

Shadow: just a sword. nothing special

Australian: are ya sure mate? Are ya hiding anything?

(as an australian i find everything about this guy offensive, even if its a joke)

(btw it's "oi" not "oy")

Shadow: nah mate

Australian: alright mate! (Goes back to my table and continues drinking exported British tea)

Shadow: yeah

(I'm part new zealand bro)

Malice Brekon: *jumps through the wall of the cafe, leaving a large hole* “Who here has the master sword?” *slurps*

Shadow: there's a f**king door dimwit

Malice Brekon: “I don’t care.”

Shadow: then you're paying for the damage. 15,000, pay up

Malice Brekon: “No one here has the master sword?” *makes disgusting noises*

Shadow: 15k. pay the f**k up

*Brekon jumps through the hole and tackles Malice Brekon*

*sigh* Shadow: you have 30 seconds to pay up before i annihilate you both

Brekon: “Later! We’re in the middle of something!” *grabs Malice Brekon and throws him back through the hole*

*black ice forms around both of them* Shadow: it's indestructible. even the most powerful being can't break throught. nlw pay the f**k up or I'll have you both wiped from the face of the multiverse

Brekon: “How can I pay when I’m trapped?”

Shadow: hm. don't care

Brekon: “I can’t.” (is the ice molded around them, or is it like a large container?)

(molded around)

*Brekon evaporates into strands of blue energy. The strands pass through the ice, then reform as Brekon right outside of the ice* Brekon: “If you freeze me again, I will teleport again.”

*freezes him again with red lightning shocking him constantly* Shadiw: don't even try

*he teleports again* Brekon: “You can’t see, but under my helmet, I’m grinning.”

demona:*thinking lightning*

Shadow: you didn't get what i said

d: i probably didn't

Shadiw: yikes

d: i just learned english a few months ago

Shadow: oh i see

d:*eats a mint*

Shadow: well I'm part demon so i have access to any some kind of hell or just were the demons are. which is why i haven't seen you before even though i know like everyone

d: o my kind of demon lives on earth

Shadow: i see

d: what kind of demon are you

Shadow: nah *black ice forms arounf the demon slayer's legs* that ice is unbreakable *sets diwn Demona so she's standing upright* and *takes the blade from the demon slayer* I'll see you in hell *Anakin Skywalker on Count Dooku style head slice*

d: you killed a demon slayer wow

Shadow: I've killed a god before. demon slayers are baby mode for me at this point *the body disappears*

d:you killed a god?!!!

Shadow: yeah. he was tough tho

d: i would love to hear that story

Shadow: I'll save it for a different time. i have to go check up on my pet wolf

d: can i come with you

Shadow: sure

d: thanks

Shadow: sup *already there*

d: h.h.how

Shadow: whereever one of my bolts strike i can teleport to right when it strikes

dso cool

Shadow: mhm

d:*smiles*

*smiles*

d:*blushes*

*blushes himself*

d:*looks away*

Shadow: uh-huh ok. still. doesn't royal families hate bweing with us "peasants"?

d: most human royalty does

Shadow: so you're not human?

d: no im a demon

Shadow: oh

d: are you a demon slayer

Shadow: no

d: good

Shadow: yeah. I'm surprised i haven't seen you before

d: i dont leave my kingdom much sense ..

Shadow: what music do you like?

d: rock music

Shadow: I'm a full on metal head soooooo... I'll turn on some foo fighters then *turns on foo fighters on the speakers in the truck*

d: *sarts gaming to it*

Shadow: heh *tapping along*

d:*thinking there cute*

*an hour later it starts getting really dark* Shadow: i do live kinda far...

d: its fine

Shadow: alright

d:*smiles*

Shadow: Shmakila. but i go by Shadow

d: nice to meet you shadow *bow's*

Shadow: please don't. I'm not in any form of royalty

d: ok *stops*

Shadow: thank you

d:*sits down*

Shadow: anyway

d: ..

Shadow: so what are you doing here with the "peasants"?

d: this isn't my kingdom

Shadow: yeah

d:*eats a mint*

Shadow: do you wanna go for a walk or something?

d: i would love that *thinking dont freak out*

Shadow: k *gets up*

d:*gets up *

*opens the door and lets her through first* Shadow: ladies first

d: thank you *goes out*

*walks out after her*

d:so where should we walk to

Shadow: how well do you handle a bunch of tight turns?

d: i handle them ok

Shadow: good. cuz where i live it's pretty much that

d: ok

Shadow: yeah

d:where do you live

Shadow: out in the country

d:*eats a mint*

*one hand on the steering wheel and the other on the center console armrest*

d: *without thinking puts her arm on the center console armrest*

d: ok

(do you wanna continue in memechat? it's getting pretty lengthy here)
*smiles*

(yes ples)

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=ISBVIb6vApBbXbY-VKnLwDdQGdONUClM

Shadow: u-um... hm...

d:*sees something that scares her and she alls out of the tree*

*catches here* what scared you?

(*her)

d: d.demon slayer

Shadow: oh

*he sees a guy carrying a katana walk towards them*

Shadow: good day mate. what you doin here?

demon slayer: i sense a demon here

Shadow: that would be me

d:*looks at him*
the demon slayer: ok the set the lade down so i can kill you

Shadow: good day mate. what you doin here?

(walks)

Shadow: mhm *starts walking to his truck*

d:*follows*

(it's a 2022 Ram Trx 2500 off-road style and is lifted about 5 inches with black and gey camo paintjob and red outline around the grill and the towing hooks are red, as well as the stitching for the seats are red) *opens the passenger door for her*

d: thank you *gets in*

Shadow: mhm *gets in on the driver side and starts the truck. the truck has a nice deep growl to it*

d: wow

Shadow: mhm *starts driving. she seems surprised for someone like him to be following traffic laws*

d: you fallo traffic laws

Shadow: yeah. don't want to get my truck taken away

d: *puts on her seat belt*

Shadow: just around

d: ok *looks around *

*she finds a pretty decent park*

d: how about there *points*

Shadow: sure

d: race you there

Shadow: uh-huh ok

d: you get a head start

Shadow: nah. you get one. 10 seconds

d: ok *disappears and reapers in a tree in the park*

Shadow: a demon

d: o im a life demon

Shadow: yeah. I'm pretty basic

d: o

d:*thinking basic but cute*

Shadow: so... any hobbies?

(and reading . you)

d: flying .fighting demon slayers. and reading you

Shadow: techy stuff, drawing, reading, off-roading, and collecting cars

d: cool

Shadow: mhm. and i have ice and lightning powers

d: neat

*finishes ordering and sits at a table*

d:*sits Across from them*

???: can i help you?

d: you hand has red lighting come from it

???: it does? *looks at his knuckles* oh shit *shakes them and the lightning goes away*

d: why was lightning coming out of you knuckles

Shadow: i have powers

d: cool

Shadow: eh

d: im queen demona you are