Be careful about your wording with dado. He thought that they were asking for an ointment that gives them hare instead of giving

ASKING DADO TO MAKE A PILL THAT LETS YOU SLEEP FOR A LONG TIME; ASKING DADO TO MAKE A PILL THAT KILLS SOMEONE WITH RADIATION POISONING; ASKING DADO FOR A LOTION THAT GIVES YOU HARE; ASKING DADO FOR A DRINK THAT LETS YOU “BURN THIS PLACE DOWN” AND “SENDS YOU TO SPACE”