I, alongside a congregation of disciples - on occasion, embark on various deeds of frolicsome nature, with the soul purpose of invoking unnecessary frustration in the emotions of certain adversaries.
Such devious acts involve the following, which are including - but not limited to: Publishing media of fecal origin on a numerical quantity of virtual communities; engaging in horseplay of ironic manner; and simply jesting at the expense of specific individuals.
Nevertheless, I hereby urge that you heed the warning that follows: If you are of the petulant or quarrelsome type, I strongly suggest that you retain your aggrieved demeanour, and persist in secreting lacrimal fluid.
I bid you nothing more than my aforementioned statement.
Farewell.