Surely I’m not the only one who thinks this

Lol no

Sadly, you’re not, but hear me out.

You can touch real girls.

Imagine touching when you can simp

Imagine wanting her and never getting her, when the real ones are REAL MY N-

Go touch grass

There

I- you- wha-

I touched grass.

But then you get arrested for sexual assault.

And you assume that they’ll never consent?

Some people are "Touchy". *Badum psh*

False.

Game girls are hotter.

Proof.

Holy shit

Yeah.

And Bayonetta ain't even the hottest one! xD

Who is the hottest one 🤨

Well, Many have their own opinions on who may be the hottest amongst the many characters in gaming history. Such as Lora Croft, Jade (From MK), Samus Aran and so on.

Mine is Krystal from Star Fox.

I’m kinda scared to ask but... do you have art?

No art needed, The game itself has enough pictures. xD

Holy f**king shit! You’re right!

Oh?

I’ll “be right back”

Well, That's google.
What else is new? xD

I was left on a cliffhanger on my show 😢

What did you do?

D i r t y - s t u f f

I take it you've never heard of GTA SA's "Hot Coffee" scene?

No

LOL

Tbh both anime girls and game girls are both hot

Dam.

You asked what was new 🤷‍♂️

Let's just say the Sound alone is more sweaty than a gym. xD

Is there a clip on yt?

Yep.

Once again, Keep your *Tools* in check. xD

W H A T

G o o g l e - i m a g e s

Games win yet again. xD

Agree to disagree.

They are both equally hot

Debatable.

And you know what’s great about anime girls? In the right show you can hear them going to “pound town”

That's not a good sign.

P o r n

If you're gonna look up "Star Fox Krystal Art" on the internet, Make sure your *Sword* is perfectly *Sheathed* if you care about your pants. xD