australian: well ill try my best to cure your poo- I MEAN face. (runs away and comes back) alright i have my brother Canadian and also i have a drug like potion! (gives potion to this...creature but forgots the drugs contains antifreeze)
jake: its hard to explain.. i need to keep taking bigger chunks until something happens. as soon as it does, i can cure you. (takes a slightly bigger chunk of the apple and eats it)
jake: (picks it up and breaks of an incredibly small peice) if this doesnt give the effects, this is good. otherwise, im stupid. (he drops the very small peice down his throat)
they go to his place
jake: (brews up some golden-greenish liquid and puts a chunk of the apple the size of what he just ate in and starts to wait for it to boil, freeze and then boil again) it should be ready in a few hours.
jake: (tosses him a phone) im gonna go somewhere for a while. if it gets too bad, call me and I'll come back. (he opens a portal that leads to a huge llibrary and walks in)
a few mins later..
you feel a bit beter and the goop is almost gone
jake: (twitching and almost fully corrupted) you see.. there is no way out for me now.. (he puts a gun to his own head) good luck.