blank book

Virtuoso: "Wish paper"? That seems a little melodramatic. *takes the booklet inside* Nice thick paper. *draws a photorealistic tomato on the bottom right corner of the first page*

*the tomato rises out of the paper, to the exact scale you drew it*

"WHAT THE-"
"I guess 'wish paper' wasn't melodrama"

*…*

*writes 'i wish that I had the most powerful gaming pc on the planet'*

Cade: *opens it*

*blank*

Cade: oh well, I should start a diary *starts writing about his day. It’s not that good.*

*the ink sinks in as you write it. Are there any threats like “I wish x became a donkey” or smth*

*no*

*it’s all gone*

jake: (opens it)

*it is blank*

jake: huh. cool. sometging i can write in.

*write?*

Wrong thread bro

(oops sorry)

he writes about how much he wants to finish his new gun

(Suddenly the gun is finished and better than what you designed)

jake: huh.. (writes: i wish for the rules of this book)

*the note flies into your hand*

jake: (reads it)

*tldr, no wishing for love, death, life or anything that can cripple the world or universe

jake: makes sense. 'writes: i wish for thirty exact copies of this book.

Archer: Interesting. *Sits down and starts reading*

*it is blank*

Archer- Impossible

*you can write in it.*

Jacob: Huh

*open it?*

yes

*blank*

Jacob: The hell?

*there might be something in one of the pages*

Jacob: * flips through the book *

*a small note falls out*

Jacob: ???

*a logo is on it, which you remember from the magic dice set
“Thank you for your wish book purchase! To use, simply write a wish into the pages of this book!”

Jacob: :O, so this is what a Thrift store can get ya

*next wish*

Jacob: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*skip*

Jacob: Ummmmmmmm . . . huh

*skip*

Jacob: I wonder when the first wish was

*the wish archive glows a bit then flicks back to page one*
*there are now dates*

Jacob: * Looks at the first wish *

1872

Jacob: O _ O

*skip turn wth do I say lol*

Jacob: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*again turn skip*

Jacob: Hmmmm, :O, I wish there was a book with all the past wishes written in this book

*a very thick and dusty book melts and rises out of the wishbook*

Jacob: Oh my god

*it is titled: WISH ARCHIVE*

Jacob: * He set the Archive book on a table and started to read it *

*you read thousands of wishes taking you hours until at the very end it says
“Jacob-Wish archive”*

Jacob: Thats me

*you get a pen*

Jacob: Correction, I get a pencil

*shush*
*anyway, write?*

Jacob: Now to test this out, I have a Black Crown Vic, lets see if it will turn white

*when you finish, the ink dissolves into the paper, and when you blink, the crown turns a clean, pearly white.*

Jacob: oh my god

*you see a backside to the note*

Jacob: Hmm?

it says:
“RULES:
-No using this like the death note, we’ve been sued so many times for that, so it’s been removed.
-No wishing for specific items, like a lottery win or the crown jewels, again we’ve been sued many times.
-No wishing for love, Karens on twitter have shut us down for that because they lost their husbands.”

Jacob: XD