it’s a 50 50 tie

Well I mean-
We celebrate it

They just- were gay

So we’re technically gayer cuz not only are we gay but we also celebrate it and a lot of us have this weird need to make it everyone’s problem

Off the top of my head I can name 4 things named after mythology

Yeah so? Just cuz they did gay first doesn’t make them gayer

It’s a fking joke
But they were pretty gay

I know it’s a joke 😂

I was just sayin I think we might be gayer 🤷🏼

If not we’re a close second

Yes
But these dudes are seriously gay
SAPPHIC, ACHILLEAN, HERMAPHRODITES, AND PANSEXUAL ARE NAMED AFTER MYTHS

THEY CAN NAME IT BUT WE USE IT MORE

AROACE ARTEMIS RAN AROUND GREECE WITH A PACK OF WILD LESBIANS

WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF THOSE

DO WE HAVE A GOD OF HOMOSEXUAL LOVE?!

NO BUT WE HAVE A HORDE OF HOMOSEXUALS

I mean actually-

It’s hard for me to find gay guys- so-

You might be right-
*Laughs in men hate me*

KANDISBWIRBDUEBDJJDBDBD

IS EVERYONE RESPECTFUL OF US?!

NO BUT IT DOESNT MAKE US LESS GAY

IT MAKES THEM MORE GAY

NO IT MAKES US STRONGER GAY

BUT THESE GAYS WERE IMMORTAL AND HAD MANY POWERS

IM IMMORTAL UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

ZEUS WAS BISEXUAL
HE COULD SHOOT YOU WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT AT ANY MINUTE

WE HAVE TASER GUNS

HE IS OBSOLETE
ZEUS WAS ALSO A RAPIST SO I WOULDNT LOOK UP TO HIM

APOLLO HAD A BOYFRIEND

I’VE HAD 5!!!

SO HA

HE KILLED A GIANT WHO TRIED TO FORCE HIS AROACE SISTER INTO LOVE

THATS THE EQUIVALENT OF GIVINT A 6’0 RAPIST THE DEATH SENTENCE

THE GIANT WAS GOING TO TRY AND KILL HER

A LOT OF RAPIST KILL THEIR VICTIMS

It was Apollo!

I think I’m gayer than any god 😤

Woah
You ain’t gayer than me

I’ve f**ked 4 girls and 5 guys
Dated and cuddled with more than that
Hit on men on a daily basis
I own 2 skirts, 3 womens shirts, a bra, fake tits, and I’m ALWAYS the bottom

It doesn’t get more gay than me

…
That’s gay

And I succeeded in all that as a 6’2” male

You know how hard it is for someone my size to be little spoon?

And on top of all that I still act like a “man”
Im still masculine as f**k unless im in a relationship-
So I’m also the ultimate sleeper gay(which means I’m gay but nobody can tell)

Bam 💥
Im pretty homo

Zeus turned into a bull a kidnapped a woman
Idk how it’s relevant
But yes

I mean even straight ppl are called semibisexual sooooooo

Ha

Bro what the heck is going on in the comments

DO NOT AS

Ok

Ok

Gay

yag

Homosexual

lauxesomoh

Indeed

deednI

Yes

Sey

lesbian

naibsel

bisexual

lauxesib

transgender

rednegsnart

sneet snart

trans teens

lauxesinmo

omnisexual

boys

huh?

and gals

What?

and enbies
Are f**king hot

ok

Now no one is hot

Watermelon

Mmm watermelo

Eww

Yummy

it’s gross

Its yummy

nah
That’s why I hate being watermelon sexual

WATERMELON SEXUAL IS A THING?????

It’s a nickname
Abrosexual

OmG

It’s a beauty, ay?

YEs

Yep

Kiwi sexual

What

nEvER mINd

ok..

anyways