Chicken of Ares announces crap for everyone

there will be bloodshed

JUST GET THE SAUCE

*throws you into the river Lethe* now you can’t remember anything AT ALL, and never will

*f**king disintegrates because I forgot how to exist*

I WIN!
Wait what were we talking about?

*un-disintegrates because I forgot how to disintegrate*

*stabs you*
Bye bye
I’ll see you in the fields of punishment,

*the entire universe collapses in on itself because I forgor*

*all gods make everything except Shade normal again*

I also forgot how to feel pain

then you forget you are MSMG
You become a transgender Omnisexual

but why would I want to be female?

I’ll fight the dog for the last slice of bread!

SIE MOTHER

Oh no! He’s on the run!
And my dad is trying to slap him becuase he dug a hole!
RUN DOG RUN!

I’m gonna stick my dick in it

He’s gay
He’ll be glad
He also has a weird obsession where he has to sniff human dick

NOT THE DOG
THE HOLE

Oh… but the hole…..
It’s covered in the ripped up souls and guts of sticks and toys

I’M GONNA WRECK IT

It’s also covered in hedgehog remnants

epic
my dick is going to be impaled

Becuase I don’t want to be

I’m gonna go stick my dick in a blender.

The dog will drink it

I will run away.

He’ll use your sent

I’ll ascend and kill AbsRad

Who?

Absolute Radiance

BUT WHO IS THAT

GO F**KING GOOGLE IT

I think there is also like week old bits of crepes in there

Edible.

And your dick will be way to small! You won’t be able to see it

My dick can be as short as a pickle

No this hole is like 2 cm wide?
You won’t be able to see it

oh.

It’s to small to fit in there!

THAT DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T DIG

THE DOG WILL KILL YOU

DOGS DON’T ATTACK ME

how tf did we get to this
We were talking about BREAKFAST
I still haven’t had it
And it’s 9:04

IT’S 5:04 FOR ME

Oh right… time zones

Yeah

Anyways back to breakfast chat

I want to eat my brother for breakfast

DOES NE TASTE GOOD

Ne tastes good

PUT SOME BLOOD CHILLI SAUCE ON HIM THEN

Nim

11*

11:04

THIS ONE WILL
HE ATTACKS ANYONE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE SNACKS

MY DICK IS A SNACK

HE’S GONNA KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR BODY UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT

I’LL GIVE HIM COVID

HE WON’T CARE
HE ONCE ATE A F**KING HEDGEHOG AND WANTED SECONDS

I’LL SHOVE A BOMB DOWN HIS F**KING THROAT

AGAIN, HE WON’T CARE
HE’LL EAT ANYTHING
FROM HOMEWORK, HEDGEHOGS, MOLDEY MADELEINES MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARING IN THE GARDENS, PIZZA, COAT HANGERS, HIS OWN FLOOF

WILL HE EAT YOU

YES
HE LOVES MY HAIR

WHAT IF I STEAL YOUR HAIR

AND EVEN HUMAN MEDICINE AND PILLS
HE VOLUNTARILY ATE THE PILLS FROM THE VET

BITCH, I’M A GIRL
ITS LONG
ILL JUST CUT IT OFF

I’LL EAT IT

THEN HE’LL EAT YOU AND ME

I’LL TAKE THE DOG WITH ME
I’LL F**KING SHOOT HIM AFTER HE FINISHES YOU

HE’S INVINCIBLE
HE CAN RUN AS FAST AS WE DAN TYPE
AND HE HAS A SUPERPOWER

I’M INVINCIBLE
I’LL SET OFF A F**KING NUCLEAR WARHEAD IN YOUR F**KING HOUSE
I’LL INSULT HIM ‘TILL THE DAY WE DIE

HE’S BRITISH
HE HAS TEA SIPPERLAND POWER

I’M A F**KING BOOMBOX

HE’S GOT A SUERPOWER YOU CANT BEAT
UNBEARABLE CUTENESS

I WILL THROW HIM INTO THE F**KING SUN

HE’S NAMED AFTER AN EGYPTIAN GOD
HE KNOWS THE GOD OF THE SUN!

I PERSONALLY KNOW THE GOD OF GODS

NO YOU DONT
RA IS THE EGYPTIAN GOD OF GODS AND GOD OF THE SUN
HE DEFENDS MY DOGGO

SHADE LORD IS THE ONE THING POWERFUL ENOUGH TO COMPLETELY REMOVE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE SOURCE OF LIGHT IN THE F**KING UNIVERSE

BUT MY DOGGO HIDES IN TARTARUS
AND NO MORTAL DARE GO DOWN THERE
UNLESS YOU’RE PERCY JACKSON

I’m immortal.

But you still aren’t as powerful as Tartarus
He destroyed some of the most powerful immortals

I’m in bedrock edition creative mode

This dude is literally the pit of hell but worse

I can survive that