You should totally be Charles’ friend, he’d love it.

Ye new friend wait WHY WILL BARNEY EAT ALL OF MY DELECTABLE BISCUITS NOOOOO

Barbel will eat all your delectable biscuits because you read the tags, but Charles will still be there

Yey Charles

*barney

sure he seems nice

This pleases Charles… and uhh, when I say he follows you everywhere I mean everywhere. He will sleep with you, shower with you, and take a dump with you. Your privacy will be non existent, but he’s not going to tell anyone what he sees so if you’re ok with a floating skeleton head watching you 24/7 you’ll be fine.

so just
cat ownership in a nutshell

Yes, but instead of a cat it’s a levitating human skull

He and papyrus would be GREAT friends

Indeed

Yes

Charles seems like a good friend

You’ll have no privacy, but other than than 10/10 would recommend his friendship.