Hey mum, I want to go to the mall with my friends. Greeting dear mother, parental figure, and guardian, I, Winnie The Pooh, have the sudden and impulsive urge to attend to the popularized teenage practice, hobby, and activity known simply as shopping. Despite the previous experience with this practice, variety is required in order to maintain appropriate mental health in order to succeed in activities such as an educational program, sports, hobbies, etc. With this in mind, a friendship party of mortals of my own age in years is requested in order to gain 25% more entertainment value out of the experience. The location in mind is known to generation Z as 'the mall'. Thank you, mother, parental figure, and guardian.