Parody of emo_duck’s shit

MR T. EXPERIENCE T-SHIRT COMMERCIAL; WE LIKE PLAYING PUNK ROCK MUSIC YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE BUT WHAT WE PREFER IS SELLING MERCHANDISE TO YOU SO WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A PENCIL WHILE I GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF THE MANY SATISFIED CUSTOMERS THAT WE'VE SUPPLIED MAUREEN HAS A MR. T SHIRT IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD YOU DON'T HAVE A MR. T SHIRT DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD? MICHELLE HAS OUR NEW CD SHE'S A FAN OF MR. T CARRI DRIVES IN HER CORVETTE LISTENING TO OUR CASSETTE WE'VE GOT RECORDS, WE'VE GOT T-SHIRTS LARGE AND EXTRA-LARGE WE TAKE VISA AND DISCOVER WE TAKE MASTER CHARGE [SPOKEN] FOR FURTHER INFORMATION WRITE TO: THE MR. T EXPERIENCE P.O. BOX 4848 SHATTUCK SQUARE BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA 94704 SE HABLA ESPAÑOL