A GUY GOES ONTO A ROOFTOP BAR AND IS SITTING NEXT TO A GUY WHO SAYS HE’S DRINKING A MAGICAL DRINK. HE ASKS, “WHAT’S SO MAGICAL ABOUT IT?”; THE GUY DRIVES A CAR AND FLIES IT AROUND THE ROOFTOP. THE OTHER TRIES, BUT FALLS OFF AND DIES. THE BARTENDER SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS, “Y’KNOW, YOU’RE A REAL JERK WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK, SUPERMAN.”