RP with my actual dog

Me: doggy *runs up and pets it*

Pump: This is my dog!

Me: oh hi pump

Pump: Hi.
Navi: *barks*

My brother: *slams the door open* did you say doggy?
Ignia: you didn't have to slam the door open

Pump: *points at Navi* This is my dog.
Navi: *barks*

My brother: *hugs navi*

Navi: *tries to bite him*
Pump: You can pet her, but don’t hug her.

My brother: *pets navi*

Navi: *growls in relief*

My brother: *continues to pet*

Navi: *rolls over*

Erekiel: rehehe-
Me: *banishes erekiel to the shadow realm*

Pump: *grabs a llama*

Me: I am sick and tired of you erekiel

Navi: *tries to take the llama*

Erekiel: *dies*

Pump: *throws the llama*

Me: *sits down*

Navi: *runs after it*

My brother: *plays on his switch*

Pump: *tries to take the llama*
Navi: *turns head away*

My brother: aw man I died

Pump: Navi, give me the llama.

My brother: *breaks his switch on accident*

Pump: GIVE IT, NAVI!

My brother: aw my switch broke

Pump: Do you wanna play with Navi? *is finally able to take her llama*

My brother: sure

Pump: *hands the llama over to him*

My brother: *throws it*

Navi: *runs after it and grabs it*

My brother: *goes to get the llama*

Navi: *turns head*

My brother: *tries to get the llama*

Navi: *turns away*

My brother: *still tries to get it*

Navi: *still turns away*

My brother: please give it back

Navi: *drops it*

My brother: thank you *throws it again*

Navi: *runs after it*

Maria: reheheheheh
Me: aw hell no

Pump: Not Maria!

My brother: who's Maria?

Pump: *points at Maria* Her.

My brother: oh *takes out a bow and arrows*
Ignia: since when did he have a bow
Me: remember that one time we were fighting erekiel
Ignia: oh yeah

Pump: ...

My brother: *shoots an arrow at Maria*

Pump: ...

Maria: *attacks my brother*
Me: oh no!

Pump: *grabs... something*

Me: *takes out a staff*

Pump: *puts it down*

Me: *banishes Maria to the shadow realm*

Pump: *pets Navi*

Me: *plays final fantasy 14 victory music*

Pump: *continues petting her* Good girl.

Dorthy: reheheheheh
Me: *triggered*

Pump: Who's this?

Me: dorthy is Maria's sister

Pump: Makes sense.

Dorthy: time to kill everyone

Pump: Not if I do something about it. *pulls out a staff*

Dorthy: *takes out a claymore*

Pump: *panics*

Me: *takes out a shield*

Pump: Thanks. What do I do?

Me: uh... Idk

Pump: Here, you do something! *gives her the staff*

Me: fire!
Dorthy: *dies*
Me: that was easy

Pump: *goes back to petting Navi*