Spooders

Dude I'm in UK and people think australia has "poisonous" spiders but that's dum because most spiders are poisonous but only some are deadly to humans

well Australia does have the deadliest spider in the world, that can kill a full grown elephant in a day. I know. I'm Australian

yeaaaaaaaah maaaaaaate

Brazilian wandering spider: am I a joke to you?

as someone who's lived with Funnel Web spiders, yes.

wandering spiders are more dangerous because the have a stronger venom and will bite people without hesitation, wander around houses, hide in shoes and travel the world by hiding in bunches of bananas that are going to be shipped to different countries

funnel webs live in the cracks of your walls also, they can kill humans in less then a minute, can multiply like crazy, and and are tiny

Brazilian meandering spider venom kills in 30 mins, u beat me

never mess with Aussie spiders.

Most spiders are more scared of U then u are of them (unless you have arachnophobia).

Hah jokes on you I’m terrified of spiders

People who live in penthouse’s:
I have no such weakness

Not me who went to australia for 2 weeks and came back to the uk to find a dead huntsman spider in my suitcase

I would've loved that

DUDE
IM F**KING BRITISH
EVERYWHERE I TURN THERE IS A F**KING SPIDER
HOW TF DO U MESS THAT UP?!

Well, I meant venomous spiders

oh
We have none

Not as much as aussie land

I know but still