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Zeus

Anubis

ANUBIS IS AN EGYPTIAN GOD WITH THE HEAD OF A JACKAL
IN THE KANE CHRONICLES (A EGYPTIAN EQUIVALENT OF PERCY JACKSON) SAIDE KANE DATES ANUBIS AND ANOTHER PERSON

Kitsune

I forgot them

Fox…… Dogs….Wolves…Cerberus

ok

also…
Mythology loves LGBT

cool

O

my opinion on LGBTQ is "love who you love, I don't give a shit"

Exactly
And be who you be too p

ok

Ok

Humans

You do know what dogs rolling on their belly means next to another dog?

Waittt I thought u meant he only humped

No

But isn't that submission

Exactly

Okay den

My dog is a pathetic idiots

Wym

My dog is an idiot

Same
I'm 99% sure mines severely autistic

My old one had anger issues XD
Idk why that’s funny but I guess it’s something we shared

Mine just basically smiles and he waddled when he walks
He also likes to hump his sister so...

Was he married?

Never married

So he could get away with it
Zeus?
His wife hunted every single one

Yeah but still
20k is insane

Ye ig
But Zeus still f**ked a lot of people for a mythological god

And wilt f**ked a lot of people for being a basketball player

Ye

20k is just insane
That's some Andrew tate type shit

Ye
Although if he was married to Hera…

Well wilt was a giga chad Hera wouldn't care

Jeezus

Wat

He f**ks his sister

Not biological but yes he tries

Oh right

But his hind legs are f**ked up so it's funny to watch him try

Oh ok

*cough* she tricked a pregnant woman into looking at Zeus’s godly form (smth no human could see without dying) and the woman died *cough*

And?

She basically kills every single girl Zeus had
She gave a deadly venomous snake to a child Zeus aphid with another gal
*it was Hercules btw*

But wilt is js a gigachad with a clap that mf hera would make his 50 ppg ass a sandwich

I Don’t think she would care about that
If he wasn’t loyal, she’d kill him

No
Mf dropped 100 points in a game and averaged 50
50!!

Dude
99% of greek myths start with Zeus being horny

And 99% of wilts days start with f**king someone

Sounds like zeus

Sounds like me frfr

But ngl zues just like me fr

Did you f**k 2 of ur sisters?!

I don't have sisters

… do you f**k your aunts.

No

Zeus did

I mean the f**king someone and horny part

Ok

You ate your wife?!

Yes

and then gave birth to her child through your forehead?.

Yes

Did you………………
F**k your sister, let her give birth, and hen help your brother kidnap that daughter away from her mother and bring her to the underworld to love her creepy stalker?

Yes

did ur dad eat ur siblings

Idk if an urn can eat so idk

Wait I just f**king realised
If Zeus is fatherless
HOW TF ARE THERE SO MANY MYTHS ABOUT KRONOS?!

Idk

Prometheus invited us from clay
Zeus didn’t like humans
He chained Clay dude to a rock and everyday an eagle ate his liver

Tears (Egypt themed)

Wat

Cmon man

Tutankhamen?

Noo

An Egyptian god

Bastet?
Goddess of cats

Tears, humans?

I f**king forgot

Okay hold on

WAIT
SMTH IS COMING

What

My dog…

What abt ur dog

Nu was the dark waters and just chaos. And that chaos birthed atum who had an all seeing eye. Atum gave birth to Shue and tefnut, who made the earth and the sky, geb and her mate. Then shu and tefnut got lost but atum sent its all seeing eye to find them and when they came back he wept tears of joy aka the first men

Ye I remember
I literally just watched smth about it the other day
These really funny mythology animations on YouTube

I only know it because in 7th grade I had to do a unit on creation myths and we got egypt

I know more about Greek than Egyptian

Okay does zues get bitches

Now we must repay him

F**k

He’s named after a god

Cool

Ironically they’re both LGBT

What are

The god and dog

How is ue dog lgbt

Gay

How is ur dog gay I didn't know they could do that

Chopped but still, humps

I hate to ruin ur mood
But that's most likely him trying to assert dominance

More than all of MSMG

Idk man I pull

literally every single myth is about zeus with a lady
And hers attacking the lady

Hera*

Yeah but there ain't no myths abt me only fax and the fax are is that I can pull anyone I want fs

Didn’t Zeus f**k 2/3 his sisters?

And didn’t he make Ganymeded immortal because he was hot for him?

I have no idea

Exactly

Do u know who will chamberlain is?

No

Wilt*

Look up that man's body count
Zues is a child compared to him

Isn’t Zeus 5000 yrs old?
And isn’t Zeus 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 and gets away with it?

Yeah but wilt bagged 20k women

Is he married?

I think he's dead now