Captain Picard Facepalm

AN AFGHAN, AN ALBANIAN, AN ALGERIAN, AN AMERICAN, AN ANDORRAN, AN ANGOLAN, AN ANTIGUANS, AN ARGENTINE, AN ARMENIAN, AN AUSTRALIAN, AN AUSTRIAN, AN AZERBAIJANI, A BAHAMIAN, A BAHRAINI, A BANGLADESHI, A BARBADIAN, A BARBUDANS, A BATSWANAN, A BELARUSIAN, A BELGIAN, A BELIZEAN, A BENINESE, A BHUTANESE, A BOLIVIAN, A BOSNIAN, A BRAZILIAN, A BRIT, A BRUNEIAN, A BULGARIAN, A BURKINABE, A BURMESE, A BURUNDIAN, A CAMBODIAN, A CAMEROONIAN, A CANADIAN, A CAPE VERDEAN, A CENTRAL AFRICAN, A CHADIAN, A CHILEAN, A CHINESE, A COLOMBIAN, A COMORAN, A CONGOLESE, A COSTA RICAN, A CROATIAN, A CUBAN, A CYPRIOT, A CZECH, A DANE, A DJIBOUTI, A DOMINICAN, A DUTCHMAN, AN EAST TIMORESE, AN ECUADOREAN, AN EGYPTIAN, AN EMIRIAN, AN EQUATORIAL GUINEAN, AN ERITREAN, AN ESTONIAN, AN ETHIOPIAN, A FIJIAN, A FILIPINO, A FINN, A FRENCHMAN, A GABONESE, A GAMBIAN, A GEORGIAN, A GERMAN, A GHANAIAN, A GREEK, A GRENADIAN, A GUATEMALAN, A GUINEA-BISSAUAN, A GUINEAN, A GUYANESE, A HAITIAN, A HERZEGOVINIAN, A HONDURAN, A HUNGARIAN, AN I-KIRIBATI, AN ICELANDER, AN INDIAN, AN INDONESIAN, AN IRANIAN, AN IRAQI, AN IRISHMAN, AN ISRAELI, AN ITALIAN, AN IVORIAN, A JAMAICAN, A JAPANESE, A JORDANIAN, A KAZAKHSTANI, A KENYAN, A KITTIAN AND NEVISIAN, A KUWAITI, A KYRGYZ, A LAOTIAN, A LATVIAN, A LEBANESE, A LIBERIAN, A LIBYAN, A LIECHTENSTEINER, A LITHUANIAN, A LUXEMBOURGER, A MACEDONIAN, A MALAGASY, A MALAWIAN, A MALAYSIAN, A MALDIVAN, A MALIAN, A MALTESE, A MARSHALLESE, A MAURITANIAN, A MAURITIAN, A MEXICAN, A MICRONESIAN, A MOLDOVAN, A MONACAN, A MONGOLIAN, A MOROCCAN, A MOSOTHO, A MOTSWANA, A MOZAMBICAN, A NAMIBIAN, A NAURUAN, A NEPALESE, A NEW ZEALANDER, A NICARAGUAN, A NIGERIAN, A NIGERIEN, A NORTH KOREAN, A NORTHERN IRISHMAN, A NORWEGIAN, AN OMANI, A PAKISTANI, A PALAUAN, A PALESTINIAN, A PANAMANIAN, A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN, A PARAGUAYAN, A PERUVIAN, A POLE, A PORTUGUESE, A QATARI, A ROMANIAN, A RUSSIAN, A RWANDAN, A SAINT LUCIAN, A SALVADORAN, A SAMOAN, A SAN MARINESE, A SAO TOMEAN, A SAUDI, A SCOTTISH, A SENEGALESE, A SERBIAN, A SEYCHELLOIS, A SIERRA LEONEAN, A SINGAPOREAN, A SLOVAKIAN, A SLOVENIAN, A SOLOMON ISLANDER, A SOMALI, A SOUTH AFRICAN, A SOUTH KOREAN, A SPANIARD, A SRI LANKAN, A SUDANESE, A SURINAMER, A SWAZI, A SWEDE, A SWISS, A SYRIAN, A TAJIK, A TANZANIAN, A TOGOLESE, A TONGAN, A TRINIDADIAN OR TOBAGONIAN, A TUNISIAN, A TURK, A TUVALUAN, A UGANDAN, A UKRAINIAN, A URUGUAYAN, A UZBEKISTANI, A VENEZUELAN, A VIETNAMESE, A WELSHMAN, A YEMENITE, A ZAMBIAN AND A ZIMBABWEAN ALL GO TO A BAR... THE DOORMAN STOPS THEM AND SAYS "SORRY, I CAN’T LET YOU IN WITHOUT A THAI.“