"OH, YOU WROTE A BOOK? MUST BE SO NICE HAVING SO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS!""; "OH, YOU WROTE A BOOK? HOW NICE!"; "CONGRATULATIONS ON WRITING THAT BOOK! I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIND THE TIME TO READ IT!"; "I'VE READ YOUR BOOK, ACTUALLY! I'D LIKE TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS ON IT WITH YOU!"