@shade

Shade: “NEEERD EEEEEYES”

RD: "get back down here or I'm putting the maid dress on."

Sheg: “will you not eat me”

RD: "no I prefer human meat."

Sheg: “okay.”

*RD held his hands out*

{sheg floats to the ground}

RD: "r u d e"

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RD: "m a r k would prolly eat you, not gonna lie."

sheg: “why don’t you mark this ratio”

sure :p]

RD: "I upvoted that to make you feel better"
"mark that down for later."

..

RD: "dick you later"
*He vanished.*

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I just realized how bad that sounds. ]

(Same)

oh god]

RD f**ks an egg]

(Shade became normal at the end of the RP)

RD is now eggsexual]

(Memechat?)

RD: *He put a bow on de ēğ*

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RD: "pretty ëģ"

{the bow burns}

RD: "×&æț ţ&ē $účķ"

Shade: “I’m burning”

RD: "įľł ēäţ ýøû ţ&ēň."

{Sheg starts flying away}

RD: "ÄŔƏ ÝØŮ &ÄŤĆ&ÍŃĞ???"

Sheg: “don’t eat. sheg.”

RD: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU'RE LIKE NOT EVEN 5 FEET TALL."

Shade: “I BET YOU CAN’T TURN ME INTO AN EG”

RD: "eg"

Shade: “you failed.”

RD: "aw f**k hold on"

Shade:

RD: "eg???"

{shade is eg.}
Shade: “FUUUÜCKKKCKCKKCKCKCKCK.”

RD: "I can cook you"

Shade: “please don’t”