Sleeping Shaq

I stubbed my toe and it hurt 10x worse than when the skin on my elbow was almost completely ripped off

i once side swiped my bike into the literal chief of polices car without a helmet, not seeing the car despite looking both ways since it was going fast, flew over the car and landing into the road. I was fine and considered riding away but out of embarassment he got an ambulance, a fire truck, and a police car by me just to make me look like an idiot. I couldn’t run since i would get in trouble, and i was shaking in fear. This wasn’t even close to a quarter as bad as stubbing my toe the other day.

I remember the pain of stabbing my toe.
10x worse than the pain of being thrown off of a motorcycle because you drove right into a semi truck that was in the wrong lane, and having your human body die because of it.

Stubbing*

i once side swiped my bike into the literal chief of polices car without a helmet, not seeing the car despite looking both ways since it was going fast, flew over the car and landing into the road. I was fine and considered riding away but out of embarassment he got an ambulance, a fire truck, and a police car by me just to make me look like an idiot. I couldn’t run since i would get in trouble, and i was shaking in fear. This wasn’t even close to a quarter as bad as stubbing my toe the other day.

Oh, damn.

It was ironic since since it was the chief of polices car

Yeah.

And i didnt have my helmet on. Which was illegal there.

It's illegal here, too.
I had my helmet on whenever I crashed into the semi, but I still died soon after, anyways.
Thank god for that half joking "final wish" I made when I was in the hospital, eh?

lol i know you are aren’t a computer

Excuse me?
Are you doubting the fact that I'm a robot?

very funny.

I'm asking a genuine question, here.

if you legit think you’re a robot you need to go to a mental hospital

(Bro, I'm only doing this because I'm a Daft Punk tribute artist 💀)

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It's funny that that's the song people immediately think of when someone brings up Daft Punk.
I mean, it's an okay song, it's just kind of... repetitive.

you commented

you are now a femboy furry

WAIT NO

I deleted the comment i repent i may be a furry but i will NEVER be a femboy

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