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1. Bag cat
HP: 100
ATTACK: 12
DEFENSE: 48
Abilities:
-Clothes meteor
Traps the opponent under a giant ball of clothes, can easily be countered with inferno-type attacks.
-Bag choke
Traps the opponent's head in a paper or plastic shopping bag, blocking their airway and choking them. Chances of paper are 63.82% and chances of plastic are 36.18%.
Bio: A cat that couldn't find a box, so decided to chill in a h&m bag instead. To the cat's surprise, it had a stone that would make the cat all-powerful.
Assessment: Avoid, if encountered use inferno-type attacks.
2. Merry-go-round cult
HP: 1200 (overall) 250 (per cat) 200 (merry-go-round)
ATTACK: 50 (overall) 12.5 (per cat)
DEFENSE: 1000 (overall) 50 (per cat) 800 (merry-go-round)
Abilities:
-forcefield summon
The 4 cats break off from the merry-go-round and start spinning rapidly around the opponent, trapping them in a forcefield. The only counter is with a master-level teleport attack.
-catnip mountain
Self explanatory. I'm running out of ideas. Traps them in a catnip mountain.
Bio: 4 cats that started a cult based off of a merry-go-round. The cats and the merry-go-round are now one.
Assessment: Avoid. If encountered, escape or run away if possible.
3. Karma lions
HP: 400 (overall) 100 (per lion)
ATTACK: 100 (overall) 25 (per lion)
DEFENSE: 50 (overall) 12.5 (per lion)
Abilities:
-Karma teleport
Gives the opponent instant karma, and teleports them to an alternate dimension where they're trapped in a cage and animals point at them. Can be countered with interdimensional travel.
-Judgement slash
Claws rapidly slice opponent in all directions, slicing them into multiple pieces before they even have time to react. Based off of Vergil's judgement cut in devil may cry 5.
Bio: Lions that had enough of being in a zoo, so decided to give humans a taste of their own medicine.
Assessment: Be cautious around. Aggression level is neutral, meaning they can attack at any time.
4. Chicken watcher
HP: 500
ATTACK: 300
DEFENSE: 10
Abilities:
-Eternal peck
pecks the opponent multiple times at 1800 km/h, dealing up to 8,000 damage. Can be countered by heal abilities.
-Cage trap
Traps the opponent in a cage for 5 hours with no food or water.
Bio: powerful chicken im out of bio ideas
Assessment: can be easily defeated because of it's low defense, but has a high attack.
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5. infinity stone cats
HP: 1,000,000,000,000 (overall) 250,000,000,000 (per cat)
ATTACK: 500,000,000,000,000,000 (overall) 125,000,000,000,000 (per cat)
DEFENSE: ∞ (overall) 34432048324300432803208324089324578989435097403270237092347070540503240297045704574073209732450795705430532707543750745350430430574305704507435734 (per cat)
Abilities:
-0.000000000000000000001% of power used
Teleports the opponent to an alternate dimension then destroys the entire dimension in 2 seconds.
-Ray of doom
A laser that will annihilate the user no matter what.
Bio: ▖┗▛ ·▖information co̸͈̒̉r̷̠̳͋r̸̬̥̾u̸͉͂̀͜p̵̻̝̄ṭ̸̇̈e̴̻̫͗̕d̵͖̬̑̈▜▚┣:
Assessment: Unstoppable. Immortal. Does infinite damage. If encountered, get the hell away from them.
6. A pigeon that's tired of being a bird.
HP: 10
ATTACK: 4
DEFENSE:2
Abilities:
-peck
pecks the opponent
-food steal
steals the opponent's food
Bio: it's a pigeon. it's literally just a pigeon. it does nothing. It's tired of being a bird. That's ALL there is to it. Were you seriously expecting it to know shadow jutsu or some type of wacky
anime attack?
Assessment: it's a pigeon it's not a threat
7. broccoli rat
HP: 20
ATTACK: 8
DEFENSE: 5
Abilities:
-broccoli throw
throws broccoli at the opponent
-bite
bites the opponent
Bio: it's a rat. a rat. it may carry a plague but that's it.
Assessment: it's a rat you wuss.
8. Terror dinosaurs
HP: 100
ATTACK: 500
DEFENSE: 100
Abilities:
-meteor summon
spawns a meteor
-bite
bites the opponent
Bio: why am i even doing this? alright they're scary powerful dinosaurs that's all i got.
Assessment: avoid or whatever
9. drunk babies
HP: depends
ATTACK: depends
DEFENSE: depends
Bio: depends
Assessment: depends on if they're drunk and causing chaos or drunk and out cold. if they're drunk and out cold they can be easily defeated, but if they're drunk and causing chaos then they're
hard to defeat. also they're literally babies what abilities will they have other than rubbing their poop onto the dog or spitting on you
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