Mr. Incredible becoming uncanny by the facts!

MR. INCREDIBLE BECOMING UNCANNY BY THE FACTS; YOU'RE AN AMAZING PERSON. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS YOU. YOU'RE NOT ONLY 1 IN A MILLION, BUT YOU'RE 1 IN 400 TRILLION! THERE IS A CHANCE THAT THE RUSSIAN-UKRAINE WAR WILL END THIS YEAR. IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. THE SUN WON'T COLLIDE WITH ANOTHER STAR. THE SUN WON'T EXPLODE. THE OZONE LAYER IS HEALING FASTER THAN EXPECTED. SWALLOWING SNOT COULD ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR YOU. WHAT AN AWESOME TIME TO BE ALIVE! SOMEONE BORN TODAY HAS A CHANCE OF LIVING TO 100 YEARS OLD. THE MULTIVERSE THEORY MIGHT BE TRUE. THIS MEANS THAT WE MIGHT COLLIDE WITH ANOTHER EXPANDING UNIVERSE AND WE'LL ALL DIE. YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 24 HOURS THAN YOU ARE TO WIN THE LOTTERY. YOU CAN ONLY SURVIVE BEING BURIED ALIVE FOR 6 HOURS. WITHOUT ANY SLEEP, YOU DIE. STANDING STRAIGHT IN THE SAME POSITION FOR 1 HOUR 15 MINUTES AT A TIME IS HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE. 5-15 MINUTES UPSIDE DOWN CAN LEAD TO DEATH. YOU'LL NEVER SEE WHAT YOU ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE. YOUR EYES AND MIRRORS ARE ONLY 25% ACCURATE. YOU PROBABLY LOOK LIKE A REAL ZOMBIE. CUBA HAS THE LOWEST AGE OF MAJORITY IN THE WORLD. IF YOU RANDOMLY WAKE UP AT 4AM FOR NO REASON, THERE'S A 90% CHANCE THAT A STRANGER IS STARING AT YOU. THERE'S A 90% CHANCE THAT SOMEONE'S GHOST IS WATCHING YOU RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT. YOU PROBABLY DON'T NOTICE. WHO KNOWS? IF YOU EXPOSE YOUR MOUTH TO HIGH TEMPERATURES FOR A LONG TIME, YOU CAN LITERALLY DIE FROM DROOLING FOR 20 HOURS STRAIGHT. THE AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE OLDEST AND YOUNGEST PERSON TO GIVE BIRTH IS 61 YEARS (OLDEST PERSON TO GIVE BIRTH WAS 66 YEARS OLD, YOUNGEST PERSON TO GIVE BIRTH WAS 5 YEARS OLD). THE LONGEST CASE OF HICCUPS LASTED FOR 69 YEARS. FOR SOME REASON, A NUMBER OF MEN HAVE GIVEN BIRTH. MORE THAN 250,000 PEOPLE DIE EVERY YEAR DUE TO A MEDICAL ERROR.