WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO TIP MY SERVER? IF THEY DON'T LIKE THEIR JOB THEY SHOULD GET A BETTER ONE. THAT'S CAPITALISM; WHEN YOU GO TO A RESTAURANT, DO YOU TELL THEM AHEAD OF TIME THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TIP? NO. IF I DID THAT THEY'D JUST SPEND THEIR TIME WITH CUSTOMERS WHO THEY KNOW WILL TIP THEM AND I'D GET BAD SERVICE; SO SERVERS WOULD SPEND MORE TIME WITH PEOPLE WHO'D PAY THEM MORE? ISN'T THAT CAPITALISM? LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO TIP, OKAY?!
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