Milk but he's a mask-wearing wolf (Thanks Wallhammer

my cat claws my boobs 💀

Like bro my cat sat on my lap and literally put one paw on my dick and pushed on it 💀

Zoophilia but the roles are reversed

Zoophilia but I'm the one unwantingly getting f**ked

wait WAI

i

please I beg of mercy

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It's your instinct as a furry

I wanted him to sit on my lap so he could lick my nose and run his face against my hands

BUT NOW HES KNEADING MY DICK

HELP

yes

Me: Zari, dont you dare-
Zari: *jumps directly on my thigh*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ho-

As a guinea pig and dog owner I don't have these problems

But my guniea pig did bite my nipple once. It hurt like hell

My cat always claws at my thighs and chest it’s weird

My cat tried to hatch my Switch on the same day we had a f**king turtle in our go***mn backyard.

I love my small fluffbread but what the f**k?

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