You can use a character at 2 places at once

[Current Character: 185, CVPA Combatant. Uniform: Task runner.]
*I am walking back to my car with nearly a hundred bags of food.*
Alright, I got the stuff for the squad to last an hour or two.

Its Night and a bit foggy

Alright, chill on the fog machine.

Nevada_Man: Do you want rain?

Now its raining and a bit foggy

*I am at the Van, and I load the bags up.*

You feel the ground shake

Not now...
*I attach multiple balloons to the van and get in.*

Before you could start the car, a tall parking lot lamp fell onto the engine

*The balloons lift the van up.*

The weight of the lamp post make the balloons do nothing

*I attach more balloons.*
God, this is gonna get me high.

You run out of balloons, and its still not enough to lift the van.

Nevada_Man: Not gonna lie, you have to be here. I ain't lettin you fly away like peter pan

You lack the knowledge of how far I'll go.
*I shoot at the pole, moving it an once per mag.*

Nevada_Man: * Pops the balloons * You are gonna be here for the event, you hear me?

Forth wall breaker.

Nevada_Man: I know, its a part of who I am

Just ascend to the other two Cams.

Nevada_Man: Fine, also I have a few Cam versions ideas, I'll tell you them in memechat * Flies away in the TF2 a pose *

Alright.
*I grab the bags and put them in my duffle bag.*

A section of the parking lot collapses 2.4 feet

*I look out the van.*

Things are falling, the enterance to Target is blocked by debris

God, calm down with 2012.

Nevada_Man: I love destruction, okay?

So? Go to Roblox and sink some ships.

Nevada_Man: k

The Target collapses

Welp, time to hitch a ride on a helicopter by using a grappling hook.

Good luck with that

Okay,
*I mad dash from the parking lot with the van in my back pocket.*

h o w

(Science isn't about how or why, its about why not.)

Bruh this some Ready Player One sh*t

(YOU ARE A F**KING GENIUS! Next RP should be that.)

My next RP, or your next rp?

(Yours. First up the female OC stalker.)

Fine. ))

A streetlight almost falls on you

Oh shit!

Run f a s t e r

*I use adrenaline.*

Good idea

*I get off the parking lot.*

You are now on a city street

Making progress...

What do you mean?

I mean, I am making my way out, and this is progress.

True

*I keep moving to a safe area.*

A building infront of you starts to collapse

*I use what is left of the adrenaline to get past it.*

There is a car down the road

*I keep running.*

The car is closer

*I keep running.*

hint: use the car

(No, he can't use other cars unless he is moving them to the side, he can call in a personal vehicle however.)

then do it

(Alright, no pushing.)
*I call a performance car and get in.*

ㅤ

What?

I had nothing to say

Okay, but why?

Just drive

*I floor it.*

success

You now are on the highway

Alright, just gotta keep moving.

. . .

*I keep driving.*

You hear helicopters

*I fire a flare.*

a Few helicopters notice your flare

*I stop the car.*

A Helicopter comes down to get you

*The car fades away as I jump in the helicopter.*

Only 2 people ( Not including the pilot ) are in the helicopter

Chris

Kai

*The car is in my inventory now.*
Name a better stuntman that can do that.

Kai: All of them

And have a car get thanos snapped.

Kai: well in this universe, all of them

You've seen a Papavero Stealth Edition on these road?

Kai: no

Well congratulations, you've seen the first one.

Kai: . . .

What?

Kai: Anyways PJ is the pilot of this heli

Okay.

Chris: So where were you when this started?

Target.

Kai; I was at work

Okay.

Chris: I was home

Okay, seems normal.

Chris: Anyways, wanna play some UNO?

*I am already playing Clash of Clans.*

Chris: oh . . .

Yup.

Chris and Kai would play UNO

*I still play Clash of Clans.*

Chris: >:(

Kai: >:)

*I begin the attack on somebody's village.*

hehehehaw

*I raid with 300 barbarians.*

. ..

*I then deploy a level 35 barbarian king.*

hog riderr

(No, barbarians.)

hog rider?

(Barbarians.)

aww, I thought you said hog rider

[insert hog rider scream.]

ye

*One of the passenger's phone goes off.*
(Choose someone random.)

Kai

*Kai's phone vibrates.*

Kai: ??? * gets out his phone *

{Your village is being attacked!}

Kai: Wh . . . I don't even play Clash of Clans

Then why'd your phone vibrate?

Kai: Look * shows him his phone *

Yet it says you have Clash Royal.

Kai: My little brother must have downloaded it, I'll uninstall it

You have siblings?

Kai: Yea