what

(There's a line.)

What place is the subway

(Uhh, last, I usually go by order of published.)

>:(

(F)

[Current Character: YT Cam.]
Oh great, another wreck, when is the space invasion?

Nevada_ Man, no invasion this time

*I look in the back seat of my car.*

Nevada_Man: Hi there, again

You enjoying a movie, or are you watching a cut scene of a game back there?

Nevada_Man: Thinkin of new RP ideas while listening to stuff on mynoise.net, its a good website for background sounds

Alright, just keep quiet, I'm playing Clash of Clans up here.

Nevada_Man: ok

*The sound of nearly 300 barbarians deploying is heard from my tablet.*

Jacob: What the hell . . .

How the f**k did you get in here?

Nevada_Man: . . .

Why are you looking at me like that?

Nevada_Man: Nothin

I asked why.

Jacob: Oh, well . . . nevermind

A Sedan crashes into the pile up

F my guy.
*I get in my newly spawned car.*

A SUV crashes into your car

*I repair the damage.*

The new car is a total loss, unrepairable

*I wait for a full minute.*

Why?

(Watch_Dogs logic.)
*I spawn a new one in away from the road.*

Nevada_Man:* Gets out the physic's gun, and flings the new car far away * n o p e

*I wait another minute.*

Nevada_Man: * Disables spawning so Cam can't spawn anything * n o

*I hack Nevada_Man's gravity gun to explode.*
Uno reverse card.

Nevada_Man: >:( * Shoots Cam's phone *

*The bullet takes damage.*
You fool, I have a Nokia 3800!

Jacob: :O * Gets out a tool gun, sets it to remover, and deletes the Nokia *

*The Nokia breaks the tool gun.*
Can't have demons breaking out.

Nevada_Man: * sends the phone into the abyss * There we go

*I draw another phone.*

Nevada_Man: You are stayin here

A Truck joins in the pileup

*I climb the truck.*

Nevada_Man: what the

I am the king of wreckage!

A bus joins in the crash

*I climb the bus.*

BTW its snowy and cool

*I really couldn't give a f**k.*

Anyways

A Truck crashes into Cam's vehicle, making the back not existent

Damn it.
*I get out and call another one in, making the wrecked one fade away.*

Nevada_Man: Wait, you . . . wat

Yeah, Car On Demand, you should get the app.

Jacob: but money

Its a free app.

Jacob: So you can just get a car and spawn it for free?

One time purchase.

Jacob: Repairs?

Yes.

U there? ))

Jacob: Do you have dementia?

I left the car doors unlocked, didn't I?

Jacob: I've been here, and you talked to me like 10 seconds ago

That was Nevada_Man.

Jacob: oh

Nevada_Man: oh shit, I forgor to use my nametag

Yeah, out of the car Jacob.

Jacob: :(

Nevada_Man: Anyways

Back to my game.
*Three heroes deployed on the enemy village.*

What has this rp turned into?

(Chill?)