jake: (gasp) *eats it*

Shade: "Bye!"

((Maybe we just see things...))

jake leaves
(but the same thing, every night!? also if one talks, hide under a blanket. it sounds stupid but you never know.

((I'll get under a blanket every time I SEE a ghost.))

(yeah just dont die)

(if you die can i have rights to your story?)

(yeah)

((but stay alive.))

(do you want to end the RP?)

(yeah)

{It tastes delicious, but Jake feels dizzy.}

jake: hurm strange (keeps eating)
(note: this is a terrible decision probably)

((Pancake Shade is a rare pancake variant that acts like a drug. It can only be found in a few Shade's Diners around planets S-107, KL-M1.8, and BTG-19.73. It is only available between 10:30 A.M and 1:15 P.M. Upon consumption, the consumer will feel dizzy. A few minutes later, they'll stop feeling pain. After about an hour, the consumer will feel the need to attack the nearest living being ONCE. These effects are permanent, and can only be cured by Abyss Burgers.))
{Nothing else happens for a few minutes.}

(i know i read it)
jake: .·.

{Jake feels like running into a wall to see if anything else changed...}

jake:(prepares for pain as he makes contact with the wall)

{He doesn't feel any pain...}

jake: what the hell?!

...

he bodyslams the wall

{He feels normal.}

jakee: thank the shade lord!

Shade: "My name is just Shade..."

jake: yea i know but it seemed right to say thank the shade lord rather than thank the lord

Shade: "...Okay."

jake: i also gave a five star reveiw on your pancakes.
(dude, about your 'ghost' problem. when was the last time you and your brother slept?)

((I last slept yesterday, and my brother sleeps every day.))
Shade: "Thanks."

Jake: np, they were really good
(do your parents know?)

(Idk)
.

jake: anyway i have to go
(you should tell them. also, if the ghosts communicate, DO NOT REPLY. ALSO ITS NIGHT FOR ME AND NOW IIM PARANOID.)

{No pain.}

jake waits for a long time to see if the effects wear off

{They never do. After an hour, he feels like hurting someone.}

he repeatedly stabs someone nearby

{It's Shade.}
Shade: "OW!!!"

jake: hey! youre the guy in the pancake!

Shade: "The Pancake Shades?"

jake: yeah. i just had one an hour or so ago...

Shade: "That's why you're stabbing me!"

jake: (realises hes still trying to stab shade and drops the knife) wait, what?

Shade: "One of the side effects of eating the pancake is the constant need to attack the nearest living creature."

jake: wait, FOREVER?! (he realises he has shade at gunpoint)

Shade: "Not forever. You can eat an Abyss Burger to get rid of the effects."

Jake: where can i get one of those? (he drops the gun and throws a grenade at a nearby cluster of people)

{One of them catches the grenade and a b s o r b s it.}
Shade: "Walmart."

jake: (thinking: what the actual hell that guy just absorbed a f**king plasma grenade. he'll die soon) WALMART?!

Shade: "Oh, I also left one in your pantry."

jake: thanks. because ive been banned from walmart.

Shade: "No problem."

jake: see ya! (he teleports home, eats the burger and comes back)