*Devon in his box*
Devon: WHY! WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE BAD LUCK! THIS HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. THEY EVEN REPLACED ME WITH SOME STUPID PLUSHIE. THE ONLY THING I ‘M IN NOW IS A SERIES THAT TAKES MONTHS TO MAKE!
Edwin: -_-
Eliza: Honey, Please come out of your box. I have some big news.
Devon: Huh, What is it?
Eliza: We’re gonna have a baby
Devon: *Gasps* Honey! That’s wonderful.
Eliza: You know, God cursed you with bad luck, But maybe it’s not too late to turn it around. Starting with this bundle of joy.
Devon: You're right. It’s time to start over.
(The Next Day)
Emma: Can’t believe Devon is moving.
Devon: I know, But it would be a fresh start
Soldier: Well you should get go-
BFBQ: NO! PWEASE DON’T LEAVE! WE NEED SOMEONE TO TORTURE!
Miau: Come on Debon, Remember when we went camping, Or the time we threw you a party! Or the ti-
R-M: Ok guys, Break it up. Devon’s got to get on the road
Astro: Wait why are we talking normally
(Devon leaves)
(4 weeks later)
Eliza: Well honey, Here we are. Our new home.
(Sign says Welcome To Prinevillie)
Devon: I think this is gonna be a-
Edwin: Devon?
Evan: What are you doing here? I thought you lived in Wikiland.
Devon: We moved. To get ready for our baby.
Edwin: That’s wonderful. I’m so happy for you two. Just a word of advice. You're gonna see a lot of Beeg’s here.
(Beeg Edwin hugs devon)
Eliza: Awwww, What an adorable kid you got there.
Evan: Yeah, Raising a kid is great, But it can be a pain. Besides Edwin’s got enough on his hands, Defeating the Evil Shadow Edwin
Devon: What-
Evan: Nothing ;-;
(Meanwhile Back in WikiLand)
Miau: It’s just not the same.
(The exploded somebody’s house)
Decon: *gasp* My house! Why you little-
BFBQ: We’ll be on our way now.
Miau: It’s not the same without Debon here.
Faxi: I’m still here! Your god and savior!
BFBQ: nah.
(goes to fall’s store)
Miau: Two Botatos Please (in a sad voice)
(fall gives them two botatos)
Fall: What’s wrong you two?
BFBQ: Our best friend ditched us.
Fall: Well you gotta understand, You two did toture him a lot, Maybe you can turn it around.
Miau: Too late. He already moved.
BFBQ: I’m sure his life is just as terrible there.
Devon: My life is amazing here! I even got a job that I kept the longest ever! 3 days!
Eliza: Wow impressive!
Devon: I always think of after a hard day’s work I get to come home to you.
Eliza: Awww
(Devon at his job)
Linsey: Devon! Just the man I wanted to see!
Devon: Why, what’s up?
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