Nerd emoji

OG: So, I was told someone around here needs help becoming a...
OG: Dramatically pauses,
OG: GIGACHAD...!

Nerd: Ahem me, actually.

OG: Step One: Become Sigma, and don't relia... reliy... The fudge was the word again?
OG: Anyways, don't depend on other people... most of the time.

Nerd: Ok

OG: Alright. Step Number Two: You need to be at least toned. I use that word because that's my current physical status out of the four. The first muscular category is flimsy, second being toned, third being strong, and the last is buff

Nerd: *lower than the first level*

*:/*
OG: We might need to start with something slow, like... sit-ups, that'll work.

Nerd: *failing at sit-ups*

OG: Try to put your feet under something with a foot-sized gap under it.
*if he does, he's able to do at least two sit-ups.*

*nerd does 2 sit ups and immediately becomes flimsy*

OG: Nice, now you can take take a quick break.

Nerd: I feel mentally ill

OG: must resist Must resist Must Resist MusT ResisT MuSt ReSiSt MUST RESIST
OG: I'M MATILLA, KILL OR BE KILLED, I'M A KILLER BEE, THE VANILA GORILLA... Sorry, I had to get that out.
OG: We'll get back to Step Two in a little bit.
OG: Step three! *these two are gonna throw him for a hurdle so get ready* Don't take anything too seriously, even insults. Get people's advice and become a better person with it.

FlopDlop: okay, we gotta turn you into a gigachad! https://i.imgflip.com/6mxkh4.jpg

Nerd: Ahem, you forgot the capitals 🤓

FlopDlop: not like i care. well, what do you think of minions?

Byss: "I HERE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO GIGACHAD"

Nerd: It's actually "I will teach you how to be a gigachad", thank you.

{Byss slaps Nerd.}
Byss: "NO CORRECTING"

Nerd: Orchid! Fine!

Byss: "I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU A GIGACHAD"

Nerd: That's so overrated now. *fixes glasses*

{Byss breaks Nerd's glasses.}

Nerd: Hey!

Byss: "GLASSES ARE OVERRATED!!!"

Nerd: *lifts weights but ends up crippling self* F**k.

{Byss tries to help him.}

Nerd: Cool.

Byss: "You try."

Nerd: I'm a Chad then!

Byss: "Gigachad is sigma male."

Nerd: Fine.

Byss: "To be a chad, you have to be physically and mentally strong."

Nerd: Fine...

Byss: "Chad is beta male."

Nerd: What's a sigma?

Byss: "Shut. Gigachads don't depend on anyone."

Drip Sonic: Alright kid. Today you go from mega nerd to Giga Chad.

Nerd: Thank you for using proper grammar 🤓

Drip Sonic: Step one. Become homophobic.

Nerd: I already was *instantly levels up*

Jacob: I am here to help you

Nerd: Um, actually it's "I'm here to help you"

Jacob: Gosh dang it, it's going to be a difficult task to help you become a gigachad

Nerd: What is a "Chad"? Is that a country?

Jacob: Well Chad is a country, but a gigachad, or a " sigma male " is one that is seen as manly, strong, independent, and many other masculine traits

*Jacob randomly gets glasses*

Jacob: what

*After you said Chad was indeed a country, you slowly became part nerd. Say Chad is a beta male to become a teacher of Gigachad again*

Jacob: Chad is a beta male

*make him say something nerdy*

Jacob: uh . . . ( I need ideas )

*WIN!*

(Ask him questions like "Is Chad a country?")

Jacob: :O, is Chad a country

Gigachad: *too strong, you must level him down to normal gigachad*

Jacob: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Gigachad: ah.

Jacob: I have done my duty

Gigachad: Of course. Wait- *levels down to normal gigachad*

Jacob: Phew

Gigachad: *dramatic explosion*

Jacob: :O

Chad: *Gains unlimited power* I AM THE ONE

Jacob: YOU ARE THE GIGACHAD

Chad: Like this?

Jacob: Yes, being a Gigachad means you are the strongest of the strongest

Nerd: i see it now. *starts becoming normal chad*

Jacob: Being a Chad means your physically strong, and mentally strong

*Jacob becomes a teacher of gigachad again*
Nerd: Ah, I see *becomes part Chad*

Jacob: Being chad means, you don't need to depend on anyone for anything