cope. mald, even. seethe, if you must.

*kaboom*

Milk: "They're glued to my waist."

{Laz grabs a chainsaw.}

Milk: "Wait, what are you doin-"

{Laz uses the chainsaw.}

Milk is dead

Laz: "O o p s !"

"But I lived!"

{Laz uses the chainsaw again."

"Stop."

Laz: "No."

"Sex"

Laz: "yes"

"Wanna sex"

Laz: "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaah"

"Who bendin over"

what

please do not smash the milk

*smashes the milk with a hammer the size of the earth*

Milk: I will not cum

Laz: "You don't have to."

Milk: you called me kinky in these panties I can't get out of

Laz: "I bet you have a kink."

Milk: "No I'm serious, I can't get out of them."

.

He eats it.

It's filled with rotting rat corpses and nuclear waste.

"Yum."

{Laz consumes an acid lake.}

"Hot."

{Milk and Laz go to the Backrooms.}

"There's nobody here, just us."

{12 minutes later, Laz somehow consumes an entity.}

"Hot."

{Laz starts burning.}

switch panties

What the fu-