LEMME TELL YOU, I GET NO RESPECT FROM WOMEN; I GO TO THE BAR AND ASK A WOMEN OUT --- SHE THROWS A GLASS OF WATER IN MY FACE! I SAY, LADY, THIS IS A BAR. YOU COULD AT LEAST THROW LIQUOR AT ME. SHE TELLS ME -- BUT WATER IS FREE, AND I'M NOT EVEN WORTH THROWING AWAY GOOD MONEY AT! I GET NO RESPECT AT ALL!