pov you live in new england

mmmmmmm d u c k s

y e s

ye

ye

PlesE DONT

ducks

id be like

really sad

hunting??? 😢😢😢

no 😢😢😢😢😢

not the geese

no

origin story

bros gooseman 💀

LMAO

LOMA

it’s watching you

okay then

GEESE

at last

Canada geese
love those mfs

they perpetually angry tho

yes they are

also
i have an odd situation with them
wanna hear?

yeah sure

So I live in good ol redneckery center
Coastal alabama

And these dudes are supposed to come in winter and leave when it warms up

THE MFS ARE STAYING ALL YEAR AND MULTIPLYING HELP

LMAO RIP 😭😭😭

At least they're nicer than the snow geese
And make pretty hybrids with them

w h a t

what

snow geese are spawns of hell

I never heard of them

OH
i forgot normal people with lives aren't birdwatchers .

i dont have a life 🧍‍♀️

have you spent 3 years of your life staring at birds
and books of birds

have you spent 12 years of your life in a dance studio after school

. i

see i have no life

I like ducks. Cute and delicious.

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