Crossbones (CB)

STOP! You're making me blush

Sorry

I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with cute smile

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Are you the cure for Alzheimer's cuz you're Unforgettable

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I need a doctor because my heart stopped when I saw you

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CHERRY!!! I JUST SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE AND IM STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS!!!! AAAAHAHAHAH

(Picks you up)

*foaming from the mouth*

Fizzy: (Sigh)
Strawberry: (Hugging Hard)
Me: I need to go lie down. And Fresh, STOP CRASHING STUFF INTO THE HOUSE.

Geno: -_-
*asleep*
Hard: *smirking at everything*
Number: uhm... random people I now live with why is there a helicopter and a UFO in the house?

Fizzy: (Tells Number what happened)
Me: (Sigh) I'm surrounded by buffoons..
Strawberry: (Notices) What's so funny?

Hard: nothing. I'm just reminded of how funny fresh is.
Number: I'd like to think I'm one of the more intelligent people in this household
Geno: yeah Cherry that's kind of offensive

Fizzy: -_-
Me: ..Sorry..
Strawberry: ..

Hard: hey fresh.
Fresh: yo?
Hard: reverse thruster engaged
*an escape pod crashes through the house*

(Runs into my room) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Strawberry: Okay, that was uncalled for.
Fizzy: .. (Internal scream)

*both laugh*
Heheh I didn't know the colour purple tasted like that *throws up*
Number: dear heavens

(Gets a bucket)

Number: why am I here why is there nobody civil this house is absolutely appalling goodness I'm glad I don't know all of you

MUCH MUCH LATER..
Strawberry: (Calm)
Fizzy: (Upset w/ Fresh bc of everything that happened) ...
Me: (Tired bc of EVERYTHING that's happened today)
[We might wanna continue this in memechat-]

Kk

(Sigh)

Hard: what's up with him?

He snorted a suitcase full of coke -_-

Hard: *takes a selfie with me* sorry strawberry got a new bae *sends*
Fresh: is he high?

Yes.
Fizzy: (Winces)
Strawberry: (Appears behind Hard) Seriously? -_-💢

Hard: oh hey stawberry
Fresh: dont worry guys I have the perfect plan. *flys a helicopter into the house* this is the greatest plaaaaaaaaa-

FAIL: Not again! You should know better!
[RETRY]
Me: (Has to deal with a high Crossbones) -_-
Strawberry: ...
Fizzy: (Facepalms)

Geno: fresh did you seriously fly another helicopter into the house? I thought you changed since we were kids
Fresh: lol sorry
Hard: I didn't mean it

LATER..
Fizzy: (To Fresh) Although the Henry Stickmin reference was funny, we really could've done without you flying a helicopter into the house.
Strawberry: (Hugging Hard)
Me: -.-

Fresh: oh dont worry I won't do any more bolt action even though *crashes a UFO into the house* I'm the bold action maaaaaaaaaa-