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I've come to make an announcement, Spike the Anomaly is a bijahh motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king husband. That's right, he took his godly cactus d**k out, and he pissed on my f**king husband. And he said his d**k was "this big." And I said that's disgusting, So you know what, you f**ked my husband? I'm gonna f**k the earth. THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! AND I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. OH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

87 views • 3 upvotes • Made by Charcuterie 2 years ago in MS_memer_group

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0 ups, 2y
LunarambabomREAL
0 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Okay, nice.

Anyways.

Did you know your asshole can spread up to 8 inches wide? Therefore, a raccoon could fit in your ass.
Charcuterie
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
i am gluing it shut so no raccoons can get in now, thank you very much
LunarambabomREAL
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
But how will you shit?
Charcuterie
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
solid vomit
LunarambabomREAL
0 ups, 2y
Oh, god. That's horrid to think about.
[deleted] M
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
yes, yes i did
LunarambabomREAL
0 ups, 2y
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I've come to make an announcement, Spike the Anomaly is a bijahh motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king husband. That's right, he took his godly cactus d**k out, and he pissed on my f**king husband. And he said his d**k was "this big." And I said that's disgusting, So you know what, you f**ked my husband? I'm gonna f**k the earth. THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! AND I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. OH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.