ORDERING COMPANIES TO RENAME "CANADIAN SHERRY" BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY FROM JEREZ; BANNING THE GENERIC USE OF WINE APPELLATIONS BUT GRANDFATHERING IN WINERIES THAT ALREADY USE THEM; REFUSING TO STOP CALLING DOMESTIC BRANDY "COGNAC"; STEALING THE ENTIRE CHAMPAGNE APPELLATION FOR YOUR SOLE USE AND FORCING FRENCH PRODUCERS OF THE REAL THING TO SELL IT AS "SPARKLING WINE"
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