Credit to: Paramount for original Sonic design, Disney for this redesign

FlopDlop: Oh hey! Ive seen you before on a certain disney movie... right?

Ugly Sonic: Yeah...

FlopDlop: and you were gonna be in that sonic movie, but people hated you so much they replaced you for another sonic

Ugly Sonic: Yeah.

FlopDlop: well was nice to see you

Ugly Sonic: Thank you.

FlopDlop: your welcome. nice to see someone in filmography

Ugly Sonic: It was nice to see you too.

*flopdlop leaves the ugly sonic boot so he can find other characters*

Me: oh you're ugly Sonic from the new chip and Dale movie

Ugly Sonic: Oh no!

Communist Elmo: *summons Putin and the communist Elmo army*
Me: uh oh

Ugly Sonic: *panics*

Me: time to kill the Elmo's again

Ugly Sonic: How?

Me: we kill the Elmo's and then we kill putin

Ugly Sonic: How do we kill them?

Me: we cut their heads off

Ugly Sonic: Easy.

Me: unless Putin makes them immortal

Ugly Sonic: WOW!

Me: I'm back
Ignia: welcome back

Ugly Sonic: Yes, welcome back!

Me: so is opal ok
Ignia: she's gonna die
Me: what?!

Ugly Sonic: She is?

Althea: mhm
Me: *sits in a dark corner*
Ignia: but we can bring her back to life with the dragon balls

Ugly Sonic: That's good...

Ignia: but it will take months to find the dragon balls

Ugly Sonic: And how long does she have left to live?

Ignia: looks like a few minutes
Dovah: what does die mean
Audrey: well um
Me: it means we won't be able to see her for a while
Dovah: aw

Ugly Sonic: *panics even more*

Audrey: *yeets erekiel to Australia*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Opal: you know he can just teleport back here right
Me: triple oh no

Ugly Sonic: *panics way more*

Audrey: ok time to actually kill erekiel *goes super Saiyan*
Erekiel: reheheheheh

Ugly Sonic: ...

My best friend: what is going on
Me: erekiel is trying to kill everyone

Ugly Sonic: Hi.

My best friend: hello

Ugly Sonic: ...

Opal: *unconscious*
Ignia: I'll go get althea

Ugly Sonic: ...

Althea: hello

Ugly Sonic: Hi!

Althea: what is going on
Ignia: good question

Ugly Sonic: ...

Althea: wait why is opal on the ground
Ignia: erekiel stabbed her

Ugly Sonic: ...

Me: *kills erekiel*
Ignia: woah woah woah you didn't have to go that far
Me: ...

Ugly Sonic: ...

Me: *walks away*
Ignia: wow she's mad
Althea: mhm

Ugly Sonic: Um...

Audrey: I'll hide the dead body
Opal: what happened
Audrey: idk

Ugly Sonic: ...

Yahara: why is there a dead body there

Ugly Sonic: I don't know...

Audrey: *yeets the body to Australia* there now it's gone

Ugly Sonic: Don't you think we should call someone.

Audrey: nah

Ugly Sonic: ...

Ignia: we should call the ambulance though
Audrey: why
Althea: opals arm was cut off
Yahara: *calls 911*

Ugly Sonic: ...

Yahara: hm the hospital is closed
Ignia: seriously
Yahara: yup
Althea: wow

Ugly Sonic: What?

Yahara: yup there was a car accident right in front of the hospital
Ignia: hm

Ugly Sonic: Wow.

Ignia: ikr
Audrey: if opal does die we can just revive her with the dragon balls
Althea: oh yeah

Ugly Sonic: The what?

Ignia: the dragon balls there are seven of them and you can summon shenron if you collect them all

Ugly Sonic: ...

Audrey: *punches ignia in the gut*
Me: oof that's gotta hurt

Ugly Sonic: Yup.

Ignia: reheheheheh
Me: wait is that really ignia
Opal: no that's not ignia that's erekiel

Ugly Sonic: ...

Erekiel: surprise now I can kill you all
Opal: erekiel...
Ignia: what is going on

Ugly Sonic: ...

Erekiel: *stabs opal*
Me: you just made the wrong choice erekiel *draws a sword*
Ignia: this just got serious

Ugly Sonic: ...

Erekiel: so you have challenged me
Me: yes I have
Audrey: should we call the police or something

Ugly Sonic: And I can't go fast...

Me: why does opal have to die T-T

Ugly Sonic: ...

Opal: *dies*
Audrey: *sighs*
Me: *starts sobbing*
Ignia: she was a good woman

Ugly Sonic: *cries*

Yahara: she was the best best friend I ever had

Ugly Sonic: ...

Audrey: now let's go find the dragon balls
Me: but where are they
Audrey: scattered across the globe

Ugly Sonic: I can help.

Audrey: how

Ugly Sonic: *runs in with her*

Ignia: the dragon balls are somewhere in here
Me: *starts looking for the dragon balls*

Ugly Sonic: *looks with her*

Ignia: found them

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Ignia: *puts them down outside*

Ugly Sonic: Now what?

Ignia: Come forth, dragon! And grant my wish!
Shenron: what is your wish

Ugly Sonic: ...

Ignia: can you bring opal back to life
Shenron: is that your wish
Ignia: yes
Shenron: then it shall be granted
Opal: *comes back to life*
Shenron: goodbye
The dragon balls: *scatter*

Ugly Sonic: *panics*

Me: *takes out a staff* I banish you to the shadow realm
Erekiel: *goes to the shadow realm*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Opal: you know erekiel can just teleport out of there right?
Me: 6n2yfc.jpg (click to show)

Ugly Sonic: Well... how do we stop her?

Me: we kill him

Ugly Sonic: How?

Me: with the power of light

Ugly Sonic: Sounds easy...

Erekiel: I have returned reheheheheh
Me: *turns on a flashlight and points it at erekiel* die
Erekiel: that isn't going to work on me

Ugly Sonic: You died, but we revived you.

Ignia: oh yeah

Ugly Sonic: Yeah.

My best friend: shenron actually exists?!
Me: yup

Ugly Sonic: It's real.

My best friend: wow

Ugly Sonic: ...

My brother: what happened here
Me: long story

Ugly Sonic: Hi.

My brother: hello

Pump: See-Saw!

Ignia: mhm

Pump: I'm good at this one.

Ignia: mhm

Pump: *qualifies*

Ignia: congrats

Pump: Thanks.

Ignia: you're welcome

Pump: Next round... SLIME CLIMB! THE WORST MINIGAME!

Ignia: ...

Ugly Sonic: Uh oh!

Kirito: the ones who killed my parents are back for me
Me: double uh oh

Ugly Sonic: Double uh oh indeed!

Shun shun clan: give us the princess or there will be consequences
Me: never

Ugly Sonic: ...

Shun shun clan: *kills ignia*
Me: *draws a sword* you will pay for that!
Opal: what is with everyone dying today

Ugly Sonic: *taps foot*

Me: *kills the shun shun clan*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Me: *starts crying*
Dovah: what's wrong?
Me: ignia is dead

Ugly Sonic: Hope this works!

Me: I hope so too
Akari: what is going on

Ugly Sonic: Well she's here now, so...

Me: someone probably revived her with the dragon balls

Ugly Sonic: Yeah, probably.

Alma: I guess we're killing her again

Ugly Sonic: I guess.

Me: *cuts Maria's head off*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Me: good thing no one died this time

Ugly Sonic: Yup.

Someone: *revives erekiel with the dragon balls*
Me: 6n2yfc.jpg (click to show)

Ugly Sonic: Yeah!

Ignia: kill him
Me: no

Ugly Sonic: ...

Ignia: then I'll do it myself
Me: DON'T

Ugly Sonic: ...

Ignia: I shall kill him
Audrey: ignia you are not going to kill him
Ignia: I am going to
Audrey: do you want me to yeet you to Australia

Ugly Sonic: ...

Ignia: fine I won't kill him *walks away*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs* She's gone!

Ignia: nope!
Audrey: so ignia you have chosen death
Me: don't actually kill her

Ugly Sonic: I can help look for the Dragon Balls.

Audrey: ok but we need to know where they are first
Me: isn't there some sort of radar somewhere that can locate the dragon balls
Ignia: yeah I think I have it at my house

Ugly Sonic: OK.

Ignia: *goes to her house to get it*

Ugly Sonic: ...

Ignia: found it

Ugly Sonic: *sighs in relief*

Ignia: hm the radar says they are currently all in the same place
Me: are they nearby?
Ignia: yep

Ugly Sonic: Let's go!

Ignia: *runs to the library*

Ugly Sonic: Me neither.

Me: *starts petting the cat*

Ugly Sonic: ...

Erekiel: reheheheheh
Me: how did you survive
Erekiel: I was revived
Opal: *destroys the dragon balls so erekiel can't be revived again*

Ugly Sonic: Let's try this again.

Me: light! *Light consumes erekiel again*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Communist Elmo: hello
My brother: yay it's Elmo
Me: no it's Elmo
Communist Elmo: time to kill you all
Althea: I thought Elmo was a good guy

Ugly Sonic: I did too.

Me: the normal Elmo is but communist Elmo isn't

Ugly Sonic: ...

Alma: what is going on

Ugly Sonic: Hi there.

Alma: hello

Ugly Sonic: Who are you?

Alma: I'm alma

Ugly Sonic: Ugly Sonic.

Alma: so what is going on

Ugly Sonic: Maria's here.

Alma: wait Maria?!
Me: mhm
Alma: I thought she died centuries ago

Ugly Sonic: I'm Ugly Sonic.

My brother: nice to meet you

Ugly Sonic: And you are?

My brother: I'm her *points to me* brother

Ugly Sonic: So you're siblings?

My brother: mhm

Ugly Sonic: ...

My brother: *plays video games on his switch*

Pump: *does the same*

Me: *listens to music*

Pump: *falls into the slime*

Ignia: is that a good thing or a bad thing

Pump: It's bad.

Ignia: ok

Pump: *leaves the show*

Maria: hello
Me: oh no it's maria

Ugly Sonic: Hi, Maria!

Me: you know Maria wants to kill us right

Ugly Sonic: No.

Maria: time to die!
Me: no one else is dying today

Ugly Sonic: WHAT?

Me: that's what happened last time

Ugly Sonic: What?

The Elmo's: *start attacking*

Ugly Sonic: *dodges* I may not have gotten the part of Sonic, but I've still got in me!

Ignia: *starts cutting the Elmo's heads off*

Ugly Sonic: Di-did it work?

Me: I think so
Putin: *summons more Elmo's*
Opal: *kills Putin*

Ugly Sonic: ...

Althea: *takes out a spear*

Ugly Sonic: Opal!

Opal: hi

Ugly Sonic: I'm Ugly Sonic. *holds hand out*

Opal: *shakes ugly sonics hand* nice to meet you

Ugly Sonic: Nice to meet you too.

Opal: so what happened
Me: you died
Opal: how am I alive then

Ugly Sonic: We found the Dragon Balls and brought you back to life.

Opal: oh yeah
Me: mhm
Opal: sadly this means erekiel is alive too
Me: oh no

Ugly Sonic: *panics*

Ignia: well he's in Australia right now so there's nothing to worry about
Opal: about that-
Erekiel: hello
Me: double oh no

Ugly Sonic: Wait... WHAT?

Me: oh wrong thing *takes out a staff*

Ugly Sonic: Nice try.

Me: light! *Light consumes erekiel"

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Erekiel: *dies*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Cat: *walks by*
Me: aw cute kitty

Ugly Sonic: ...

My best friend: I didn't know she liked cats

Ugly Sonic: I'm Ugly Sonic.

My best friend: nice to meet you

Ugly Sonic: Nice to meet you too. *holds out hand*

My best friend: *shakes ugly sonics hand*
Erekiel: reheheheheh
Me: what are you laughing at erekiel
Erekiel: you think you can actually defeat me

Ugly Sonic: *thinking* There has to be a way...

Me: if erekiel uses powers of darkness then the power of light might defeat him
Ignia: but where are we going to find that
Kirito: *takes out a keyblade* will this work
Me: yes it probably will

Ugly Sonic: It probably will!

Kirito: ok *slashes erekiel with the keyblade*
Erekiel: *dies*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Shun shun clan: we will be taking the princess
Me: uh oh it's the shun shun clan

Ugly Sonic: ...

Audrey: we can bring ignia back to life with the dragon balls
Me: oh yeah

Ugly Sonic: ...

Opal: but it will take awhile to find them

Ugly Sonic: Yeah...

Opal: I can just summon shenron with my staff
Me: wait really?
Opal: mhm

Ugly Sonic: Unbelievable!

Opal: almighty shenron I summon the
Shenron: what is your wish
Opal: I wish for ignia to be brought back to life
Shenron: I shall grant your wish
Ignia: *is revived*
Shenron: *disappears*

Ugly Sonic: *sighs*

Ignia: what happened