FOOTBALL

Born in the ice storm of '94 The youngest of three but with Moose that makes 4 Mom put me in helmets 'cause my head was large I looked like a doofus, but she was in charge! I ate a brick bench, got a scar on my lip Got equinophobia on a field trip Sold my soul to a demon to see how I die I enjoy origami and baking some pie I went to Hopkins and got a degree, but that does not seem to be helping me Now I live with my mom 'cause I cannot get work I still have to wear helmets 'cause she is a jerk That demon's still here but I do not know why May 6, 2030 is when I will die The scene of my death is incredibly bleak New videos at the end of every week!