Give me your best shot

Jesus may love you, but everyone else sure doesn't.

Bitch, not even Jesus. 🤣😭

look in the Mirror you can roast your selfe

your so ugly even the adoption center went to get the milk

XDDDD

Trash doesn't talk, so shut up.

ur so ugly until you not fit for a photoshoot even ur a celebrity, the paparazzi's just gonna ignore u

Statistically, you dont do self-improvement. This isn't a meme style roast, it is just the chances. u asked for sth new

Was that supposed to be an insult? Bruh you were trying to roast me I think you forgot to turn the oven on.

Now thats a roast 😂 😂

it's velociraptor not veloceraptor. veloceraptors don't exist, while velociraptors did.

Wow my autocorrect is way off

exactly.

You are dumb

Says the guy who's name is thisisagoodname

Why aren’t you extinct

Because I'm smart enough to come up with a good name.😂

Did I hear something?

Idk what you heard, I just heard myself roasting an idiot with an orange square for a profile pic

What orange square

Bruh did you just change your profile pic to avoid a roast? Talk about bad comebacks

You’re roasting toast? Can I have some

Hey I'm about to post these roasts do you want me to feature your roasts?

Eh why not

What?

You had to have plastic surgery when you were born because you had wings

That doesn't seem like an insult

And you have a lower IQ than Odie the dog from Garfield. To put that to perspective, Odie has an IQ of a common houseplant.

Your IQ is lower than your friends amount, which is surprising, because IQ shouldn't be a negative number

Why is that surprising?Everyone knew that when they met you

Missing a space between everyone and the question mark lol

Your brain is to mushy to burn. I will have to boil it instead.

Your mom got slapped in the face by the doctor when you were born because you were so igly

i don't roast people i know next to nothing about

*ugly

If laughter was the best medicine, ur face would be ,curing the world 🌎 😂

Not new but still pretty good

If I was born with a face like urs I would sue ur parents

I would make another joke about ur life 🤣
But it's already is one

I have never heard that one before

Is it good? :D

Yeah

I would roast you, but my mom said I cant burn trash

Nice tiktok roast 🤣🤣

Bruh

I don't watch TikTok

You are so ugly your parents disowned you after they adopted you