posting random templates part 1

is this thing on
i couldnt tell if that was a confirmation

yes

thanks :)

=)
you forget the coda

o yeah sorry =)

I've come to make an announcement, Spike the Anomaly is a bijahh motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king husband. That's right, he took his godly cactus d**k out, and he pissed on my f**king husband. And he said his d**k was "this big." And I said that's disgusting, So you know what, you f**ked my husband? I'm gonna f**k the earth. THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! AND I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. OH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRROPLLLLLLLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

make one with abby 😔