YOU'RE GOING ON A LEISURELY STROLL AT 8:00 PM. YOU NOTICE SOMETHING FLOP INTO THE BUSHES. YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW IT. IT'S A GRUB THE SIZE OF A SURFBOARD, WITH SPONGEBOB'S FACE. YOU DECIDE TO FOLLOW IT.
(ITEMS YOU HAVE: WATCH, PHONE, GLASS BOTTLE OF BEER)