*Kashiko is currently eating a strand of Sephiroth’s hair. As she finishes consuming half the strand, Fischl slaps her on the face*
Kashiko: What now, Fischl?
Fischl: You can’t just eat a man’s hair because of how silky smooth it is. Yeah, I like him too, but not so much that I crave his hair!
Kashiko: Seriously, Fischl. It has that amazing vanilla taste, similar to the sweets I like to savor. Oh yeah, I share the strands with Mythra as well
Fischl: I’m sure there’s better things to do with Sephiroth’s hair than to just eat it like a low life degenerate. And I thought Hoshiko was a degenerate…