Last night, Mr Squidward Quincy Tentacles experienced a quite appalling demise before the sun rose. Neighbors Robert "Spongebob" Squarepants and Patrick Star apparently heard screaming and gunshots a few minutes before Mr. Tentacles' death. Around what was left of the corpse, there were what looked like bug bites, leaving an unidentified toxin. His boss, Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, was also concerned due to him not arriving at his restaurant establishment, The Krusty Krab. Not only was he upset because there was no cashier to collect his money, but he was getting worried about Mr. Tentacles. However, Squidward was not the first victim of this mysterious serial killer. Bus Driver Nat Peterson was also found mutilated a few days ago. Both Peterson and Tentacles had honey or other flower-produced products in their home. Also, the normally peaceful Spongeflies have been becoming more aggressive by the time the sun sets. To stay safe from the anonymous killer and the newly hostile spongeflies, rid your house of any honey, natural oils or flower products in general to keep the Spongeflies and the killer away from your house. Breaking News: Artist/Musician/Cashier Squidward Q. Tentacles was found almost unrecognizable and mauled, his house devoid of the honey he had last night at 2:14 A:M. TheShady
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