Choose wisely.

Minions

Yes

Minions

Neither, Kamen Rider

Both are retarded little kiddies that should’ve been aborted. Sadly, most of them did not attend school in 2012.

Why are there always so many boomers ruining things on the internet

4 da lulz

Go to the cats stream instead

Damn, I’m not THAT old.
Not old enough to enjoy politics either.
So I’m stuck in a dilemma: hang out with fetuses or hang out with veterans of the Revolutionary War.

Sure you're not a 56 year old sweaty guy behind his laptop eating Lays potato chips? Or maybe you're not.... instead you're 57

My dad’s not even 50.
Well, they did have me young.
But still.

stfu

You are living proof everyone born after 1999 is retarded.

So you're some adult who is wasting their time arguing with minors who haven't completed brain development on a meme website? Damn, that's stooping low.

lulz

stfu

You are also living proof everyone born after 1999 is retarded.

stfu

stfu

Oh no, the retarded little zoomers seem to be swarming me. Whatever shall I do?

-🤓

Boohoo.

stfu retarded bitchass mofo i bet you didnt get enough love as a kid

My parents didn’t shove an iPad in front of me when I was a toddler. That’s pretty successful parenting.

because they never were there bitchass mofo

Tablets didn’t even get popular until, what, the early 2010s? I was an old ass toddler, in that case.

💀💀💀💀

iPads were released in 2010. I was a toddler in middle school. Amazing.

-🤡

Cry, cry. I am so sad.

Then that would describe how a 5-year-old got in on the internet

When I was 5, I had... a Game Boy Advance? Maybe when I was a bit older. I didn’t know you could get to the internet on those.

255.167.139.208

This is true

The second sentence, not the first