Max sonic no u

if anyone gets infected with this the first person they go after is you, you know that right?
Wait... why am I doing this WAIT NO...

*begins transformation into gay femboy (gross) which can only be saved by another commenter getting in the way*

*gets rid of the gay infection and instead gives you stage 97 cancer*

thank god, you saved my life! Well, oughta get rid of the cancer now. *chops off left arm*

No, the cancer spread all over your body in less than a second.

so that means I'll get to see techno? alr sign me up

You do realize that an image cannot make someone gay, rather you have to become gay yourself.

You lose, now give me your money

you fool, I can simply upvote your comment and have you be the first comment in the default system for ranking comments, therefore making your directly below it and exposed to major amounts of radiation that will make you gay furry femboy!!!!!! (jk I'm downvoting it to save you)