BORN IN THE ICE STORM OF '94 THE YOUNGEST OF THREE BUT WITH MOOSE THAT MAKES 4 MOM PUT ME IN HELMETS 'CAUSE MY HEAD WAS LARGE I LOOKED LIKE A DOOFUS, BUT SHE WAS IN CHARGE! I ATE A BRICK BENCH, GOT A SCAR ON MY LIP GOT EQUINOPHOBIA ON A FIELD TRIP SOLD MY SOUL TO A DEMON TO SEE HOW I DIE I ENJOY ORIGAMI AND BAKING SOME PIE I WENT TO HOPKINS AND GOT A DEGREE, BUT THAT DOES NOT SEEM TO BE HELPING ME NOW I LIVE WITH MY MOM 'CAUSE I CANNOT GET WORK I STILL HAVE TO WEAR HELMETS 'CAUSE SHE IS A JERK THAT DEMON'S STILL HERE BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHY MAY 6, 2030 IS WHEN I WILL DIE THE SCENE OF MY DEATH IS INCREDIBLY BLEAK NEW VIDEOS AT THE END OF EVERY WEEK!