When I have no internet, I play piano.
When I have no piano, I use data.
When I have no data, I listen to audiobooks.
When I have no audiobooks...
I use wifi
When I have no internet, I sleep.
When I have no sleep, I get upset
When I am not upset, I am happy
When I am not happy, I am bored
When I am not bored, I do random things
When I have no random things to do...
I use the internet.