Hello Declan, I would like to play a game.
There is a gun inside of your ass and C4 is covering the outside of the room.
If you fail to pleasure yourself with the gun in the 5 minutes, it will go off and the bullet will go up and hit you in the brain, killing you. Pulling out the gun to shoot the door until it opens would be a good strategy if it wouldn't immediately set off all of the C4. I will now turn off this TV because I don't feel like seeing you cum. Good luck.