Cope everybody it's canon

Tomato did deku and goku signing divorce papers

Bruh

Zenitsu x Nezuko is canon

Although Nezuko never shows any interest in him after the story it's revealed they get married and have a child

man, spoilers

I didn't even know you were here

because i’m not
the accident was a year ago, you have to let go

Nice

Yes

Alr uf you would get 5K for doing it would you fuсk Mosaic?

Sure

KK, you have acquired blobussy

Milk x Blobussy

Yes
The canon ship tho is:
Myst × Mosaic
Nyles × Mosaic
Zek × Mosaic

What about OJ x blobock

Wait-
OJ X FUСKIN ZERO!?!?!?!?

Polgon: I'm pretty sure this dude's ass is mush now.

Nyles: i can feel it

Hero: You won't feel your ass anymore in a second.

Nyles: ok~"

All of them came at the same time.

"AHHH SHIT~!!!

"Heh~"

He was broken.

Polgon: "Knew it~"

"Uhhhh-:

Only one way to find out

Like nyles would say 'daddy' if he was being fuсked

Well there would be a lot of daddies

Yeah
He was straight
But in later chapters of R0, he is gay

All of my male ocs are straight but with the power of non-canon we got

Hero, Issac, Jake, Vix, Wasteland, Polgon, Illum, Frowner, Shadow, Logan, Blink, Logan's dad, Henry, Raven King, Bark, Hero's father, and a lot more I forgot

Alright, heres mine:
Nyleksis, Dave, Mnajura, Zekkelen, Renema, Bynlethe, Xenoki, Koromanitai, Thägur.

Well they're all gonna f**k Nyles

Nyles: OH FUСK~!

Raven King: *casually pounding him with his three foot dick*
Hero and his dad: *also pounding him with their gooey dicks*
Frowner: *also pounding with his infinite tentacles*
Bark, Logan, and Logan's dad: *also pounding with their dog dicks*
Shadow: *pounding with his cat dick*
Henry: *pounding with his chocolate dick*
Polgon and his dad: *pounding with their lizard dicks*
Issac, Wasteland, and Vix: *finally pounding with their normal human dicks*

*there is fuсking mercury leaking out nyles's mouth*

Polgon: "What?"

"*broken noises*"

Then they all cuddled

[Cuddle time and coughing cum tome afterwards...]

And then boom canon again

Hero's dad: *f**king dead*
Hero: wait shit I have a wife
Wasteland: wait I have a girlfriend who died
Polgon: wait I'm straight

Nyles: AND IM FUСKING MARRIED

Raven King: *angry caws as he brutally murders people*

Nyles: WHAT THE SHIT

Logan: *terrified noises*

Nyles: *melts into the ground, then becomes a fire*

What if

OJ x Null

K

Actually actually what if

Big raven x Nyles /j

No

/srs

Nyles is also a s**t, but myst is still the bigger one, literally being a succubus from hell reincarnated

Well can Nyles handle a 3 foot dick

He could handle a 8 foot dick-
Did you forget about the fact that he can change his height?

Fine what about Nyles x big raven, tentacle ghost, and Polgon

YES.

Nyles x all of my male ocs at once

He can handle it

Canon

But Zero × Null already exists

OJ will murder Null then

Blorbs cant die

Then have the big raven f**k Null until they literally can't think anymore

Ok, fine.
But null has like 2000 iq

And big raven has like a 3 foot dick

null only like the size of your hand bruj

Exactly

He will literally f**k their brains out

oh god