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In short, you have been selected as an Inspector, please pack your stuff and go to the border.

In short, you have been selected as an Inspector, please pack your stuff and go to the border. | Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled. For immediate placement, report to the Ministry of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint. An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling . Pack your stuff and report to the border, please. Glory to Arstotzka. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Cade: *gets into her beat-up ‘76 mustang and starts driving to the Grestin border*
(By the way, I have absolutely no idea what this game is, so don’t expect me to know anything)
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The city looks socialistic.
You arrive at the border, it's a large wall with a small booth in the middle.
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*i drive to bordr*
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It's a big wall with a single booth in the middle.
[deleted]
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*go to booth*
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It's cramped.
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(whats cramped, the image doesnt tell)
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really small.
like
not a lot of space
[deleted]
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hello?
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a small note would be laying on the desk.
[deleted]
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*picks up note and reads it*
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" ARSTOTZKANS ONLY. "
It'd also have a little map of the booth.
Dragnoc
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Beast dragnoc: *he fly's to the border*
[deleted]
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The border is just a massive wall with a small booth in the middle.
Dragnoc
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*he goes into the booth*
[deleted]
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It's cramped.
There's a single note on the desk.
Dragnoc
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*he reads the note*
[deleted]
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" ONLY ARSTOTZKANS ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER. "
" REVIEW NEXT PAGE TO SEE BOOTH PLAN. "
Dragnoc
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*he looks for the next page*
[deleted]
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It'd be a fairly rough sketch.
Dragnoc
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*he growls softly*
[deleted]
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Someone knocks on the glass panel infront of you, in the middle of the booth.
Dragnoc
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*he growls louder*
[deleted]
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" GOD DANG IT INSPECTOR, OPEN UP THE SHUTTER! "
A Russian-sounding voice would shout from behind the shutter.
Dragnoc
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*he opens the shutter bearing his fangs*
[deleted]
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" Inspector, finally. "
He'd slip you a small book through the small hole underneath the glass panel.
" Make sure to follow the rulebook closely. "
" Arstotzkans only. "
He'd then walk out of the booth.
Dragnoc
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OK..
[deleted]
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You should probably look at the rulebook.
Dragnoc
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*he looks through the rule book thoroughly*
[deleted]
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There's a few rules on the first page:
" ARSTOTZKAN CIVILIANS ONLY "
" ALL DOCUMENTS MUST BE PRESENT "
The other page is just a map of the local area.
Dragnoc
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OK....
[deleted]
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A small button would be beeping on a microphone in the middle of the desk.
It'd have a note on it which reads " SAY NEXT! "
Dragnoc
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NEXT
[deleted]
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A man entered the booth.
He'd slide a passport through the hole.
Dragnoc
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It says lesrenadi..
[deleted]
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((That's the issuing city, the text in bold caps is the country of origin.
Dragnoc
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(So does that mean he declines it?)
[deleted]
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Yes.
There's a two stamps on the desk.
DENIED and APPROVED.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He starts packing up his things *
[deleted]
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Your job starts at 6AM.
Nevada_Man
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5:45 AM

Jacob: * Already at his job *
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It's a massive wall with a small booth in the middle.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Wow
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There'd be a bunch of soldiers in blue standing around.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Hmmm, * he would go inside the booth *
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It's pretty cramped.
There's a single note in the middle of the desk.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He reads it *
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" ONLY ARSTOTZKANS ARE ALLOWED FOR ENTRY. "
" REVIEW NEXT PAGE FOR BOOTH MAP. "
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[deleted]
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The clock is ticking, you should probably get used to your job before your shift starts.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * Looks through the manual *
[deleted]
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There's a small map of the booth.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: hm
[deleted]
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Someone knocks on the window infront of the desk.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * opens up the shutter * Yes?
[deleted]
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" Hello Inspector. "
" I was sent to give you this. "
He'd slip in a small rulebook through the opening under the shutter.
" Look at this closely. "
He'd then walk out of the booth.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Thanks . . . I guess * He looks through the rulebook *
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There's only a few rules on the first page.
" Only Arstotzkans are allowed to pass through the border. "
" All documents must be present and correct. "
Under that a small note would be scribbled on.
" RECEIVING 2 OR MORE CITATIONS WILL RESULT IN A FINE. "
Sighed, Sergei Lendrazki.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: hmmmm, okay * looks at the time *
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It's going to be 6AM in 5 minutes.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Mhm
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A man would walk into the booth.
" Ok! "
" Here we go! "
" Glory to Arstotzka! "
" The best country! "
He wouldn't seem to have any documents.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Umm . . . sir, do you have a passport?
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" Arstotzka so great, passport not required! "
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Please tell me you're joking . . .
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" Ok, I understand. "
" I will come back with passport. "
He'd then walk out of the booth.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: NEXT
[deleted]
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There's a small microphone on your desk.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Okay . . .

I've played the game already ))
[deleted]
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The clock dings.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Time for work
[deleted]
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A small light below the microphone would start flashing.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Oh, is this recording?
[deleted]
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Someone would knock on the window infront of you again.
" SAY NEXT! "
It'd be the same soldier.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Oh, NEXT
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A man would enter the booth on the other side of the glass.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Hello there
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" Hello. "
He'd slip in his passport through the hole.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Sorry, but only Arstotzkans are allowed for the time being * he would stamp the passport red *
[deleted]
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" Curse you. "
The man would walk out of the booth.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: NEXT
[deleted]
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A man would walk into the booth and slip in a passport.
It'd be an Arstotzkan passport.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * he would also check all the other info to make sure it was correct *
[deleted]
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His face would be a bit off.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Sir, your photo looks a bit off, could you explain this?
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" What can I say, it's me. "
A small button labeled 'FINGERPRINT' would start glowing.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: I am going to need your fingerprints sir to make sure it is you * he presses the button, grabs the sheet of paper that slid out and give it to the man *
[deleted]
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A small printer on your desk would print out a small paper with the fingerprints.
The man would also hand you the fingerprint ticket.
The paper from the printer would read:
" SENS VIEDNOVIC "
" NO KNOW ALIASES. "
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * Checks the name on the passport *
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It'd be Sens Viednovic.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * he checks the fingerprints to see if they matched *
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They match.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Okay, your good to go * He stamps the passport green and gives it back to the person *
[deleted]
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" Finally. "
The man would say as he walked out of the booth.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: N E X T
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The shutter would suddenly close shut and an alarm would start glaring.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: What the?!?!
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You'd look out the window.
You'd barely make out the guards shooting at a man that climbed over the wall.
The man soon throws a grenade at the guards as he gets shot, all the guards are killed by the explosion.
The line of people runs off in fear.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Holy sh*t * he runs out of the booth * What was that?!?!
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There'd be several corpses on the ground, one of the attacker, three of the guards.
You should go home.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Holy . . . * Goes home *
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The apartment you live in looks a lot more broken than before.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: What happened?
[deleted]
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You'd notice some workers painting the building.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Hey painters, do you know what happened in my room?
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" I have no idea. "
One of them would say.
You'd see a single note in the middle of the room.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He would look at the note *
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It'd be a small, black envelope with a symbol on it.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He would open it *
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" WE ARE THE ORDER. "
" WE SEEK YOUR HELP IN LIBERATING THIS COUNTRY OF IT'S CORRUPT GOVERNMENT. "
" A MAN NAMED SIRKO HAYHA WILL ARRIVE TOMORROW. "
" ALLOW HIM ACCESS AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED. "
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * Thinking if he should do it * - mind: I might help them at first, but then backstab them -
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You'd hear some metal clanking from outside of your apartment.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: ??? - mind: maybe never mind on backstabbing them, it could help me, and I am tired of the current system -
[deleted]
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Well, it's getting a bit late now.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * goes to sleep *
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Later.
You alarm clock dings.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He hits the alarm clock to stop it *
[deleted]
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You're greeted with the sound of birds chirping.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: I wonder if I get a day off
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You'd notice that there was a newspaper infront of your door.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * He would read it *
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The main headline was:
" GRESTIN CHECKPOINT ALREADY UNDER FIRE. "
Under it, in smaller text, was written:
" First day already cut short by hostile attackers, Kolechian extremists presumed to be attackers. "
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: * Gets breakfast ready and reads the rest of the newspaper while he eats *
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It's all pretty generic.
There's one headline about the Arstotzkan football team winning a match against the Obristani team.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Nice
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Someone knocks on your door.
Nevada_Man
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Jacob: Oh * He opens the door *
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Congratulations. The October labor lottery is complete. Your name was pulled. For immediate placement, report to the Ministry of Admission at Grestin Border Checkpoint. An apartment will be provided for you and your family in East Grestin. Expect a Class-8 dwelling . Pack your stuff and report to the border, please. Glory to Arstotzka.